12. 467663 - The One With Chandler's Work Laugh (第5季)【完整台词】

We'll make this the last game.

Yes, sir.

Put me out of my misery.

Are you sure you never played pro? Please let them win.

I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do.

-Missed it! -I got it! Nice shot.

I got it! Long! I can't believe you let them win.

Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it.

I was frustrated.

It's my racket.

Frustrated with you! If we hadn't lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow.

What bothers me is how different you act around them.

The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh the "See you later, Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug!" Listen, I don't sound like some crazed, drunken pirate.

I know you don't, but "work Chandler" does.

I don't like work Chandler.

The guy's a suck-up.

Because you said that I'm not putting out tonight! Something's wrong.

My brother doesn't stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash chute.

Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.

That's right.

He almost could.

Which is exactly how I got stuck there.

Oh, my God! Where the hell have you been? Just, you know, out.

Oh, out! God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there.

What were you doing? I went to a bar, and then I just walked around for a while.

You walked around all night in the city by yourself? He hooked up! He hooked up.

I don't have to answer your questions.

I'm a big boy.

I can do what I want.

He hooked up! Tell us about her! Ross, you left your scarf Hey, you guys.

I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

I'm a young woman.

I have needs.

I can't wait forever.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

So I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me.

Nobody's judging you.

Mr.

Right-place-at-the-right-time call me.

So I guess you finished your book.

Had some time on our hands, did we? I know what you guys are going to say.

You two would have very hairy children.

I didn't know you'd say that.

Ross! Janice? All right.

Hold on, hold on.

This is Ross.

He's our friend.

He obviously went crazy.

He obviously lost his mind.

Look, it's not that crazy.

Okay? But it's Janice! I mean, she's Janice! How drunk were you? Janice and I have a lot in common.

We've both been divorced.

We both have kids.

Are you going to see her again? -Don't put ideas in his head! -I will see her.

Damn it, Phoebe! I have to tell you something that I've never admitted.

In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him.

That feels so good to get off my chest.

Okay, you go.

My turn? What are you talking about? I know about you and Chandler.

I overheard you on the phone the other day.

You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours.

" And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said: "You know what your nickname is, Mr.

Big.

" You're writing yourself a little play there, Rach.

Let me know how it turns out.

I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone.

Well, if you had kept listening you would have heard me call him Mister Bigot.

Mr.

Bigot.

He tells the most racist jokes.

All right.

So that's it.

There's nothing going on between you and Chandler? Me and Chandler? Put your $20 down.

First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? All right, let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths.

And they're off! Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? Judge rules, no violation.

It's so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice.

-What? -Are you serious? I opened up to her about all the stuff that's been happening to me.

I mean, I talked for hours.

It is amazing to have someone give you such focused attention.

You don't need Janice for that.

You've got us.

The duck gets the Nutter Butter! That's not a Nutter Butter.

That's an old won ton! Judge rules Nutter Butter.

Tough call.

Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton and her husband, Bill.

How do you like your coffee? -None for me.

-A little sugar.

I'll have Monica stick her finger in it.

That will sweeten it up.

-That laugh doesn't give you a headache? -You get used to it.

I don't think that I can.

This will be it for me on the work things.

I laugh at my boss's jokes.

What's the big deal? I'd rather not be with this work-weasel guy when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect.

I got to apologize for Kara's coffee.

I'd feel sorry for it in a fight.

It's not strong enough to defend itself.

Hear what I said? What? It's a joke.

What's the matter with you? Well, I just didn't think it was funny, sir.