10. 467661 - The One With the Inappropriate Sister (第5季)【完整台词】

I am not unemployed.

I'm on sabbatical! Guys, don't fight.

And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend.

If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same.

So being a friend means being a jerk? If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine.

Let's settle this over a game of Fireball.

-I'll unhook the smoke detectors.

-Let's settle this right now.

There.

Now no one's going to the game.

-I paid for those! -You said you would, but you didn't.

Oh, yeah.

We finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera.

The same thing happened to me one time.

When did that happen to you? Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird.

I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera.

Chasing the churro guy is not jogging.

Oh, this is so good.

You have got to try it.

-Damn.

I got it on my pants.

-Here, I'll get it.

We better take them off or the stain will set.

-I want to wear them tonight.

-Oh, great.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my God! -That was unbelievable.

-See? I told you.

Yeah.

Sorry.

I don't believe they're brother and sister.

They're brother and sister?! I guess you'll have to cancel your date.

And call their mother.

Wait a minute.

Open your hand.

Let me take a look.

Quarter, dime.

Lint? Not interested in that.

What's this? A Canadian coin? Get out of here! No drinks near the bucket.

Set it down there and then you can make a contribution.

You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too.

Hi, Bob.

I thought I told you to get out of here! Phoebe, we've been getting complaints.

We're moving you to a less high-profile spot.

-Ginger's taking this corner.

-That chick can't handle my corner.

Look, either you leave or we remove you.

Fine.

I'll give you one pointer.

Look out for that bitch.

-I thought we said 7.

-You know what? Let's skip it.

What? Why? You and your sister seem to have a very special bond Oh, great.

That "special bond" again.

Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? -I don't know, but -Do you have brothers? No, I have two sisters.

But one has a very masculine energy.

-Are you close? -No.

They're not very nice people.

I like you.

I think this could go somewhere.

So I'm close to my family.

Don't let it stand in our way.

Well, I don't know.

When you put it that way Danny? Hurry up.

The bath's getting cold.

I'll see you later.

There's some kids playing in the street.

Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball.

" Hey, guys! I was at the library.

I already finished my five pages.

Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! No, dude.

Ross tore up the tickets.

I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus? Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! The important thing is, I finished it.

And I think it's really good.

But it would help if I could hear it.

Would you guys read it for me? -Yeah, all right.

-All right.

"It's a typical New York apartment.

Two guys are hanging out.

" "Hey, man.

" "What is up?" "About yesterday.

I was really wrong.

I am sorry.

" "No, it was me.

I'm sorry.

I overreacted.

" "Maybe it was both of us.

But we had our best friend's inter But we had our best friend's interest at heart.

" "Could I be more sorry?" "l don't know.

I am one sorry polontologist.

" All right, Joey, we get it.

-I'm sorry.

-I'm sorry too.

Keep reading.

The good part's coming up.

"l am sorry, Chandler.

" "l am sorry, Ross.

" "A handsome man enters.

" "l don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both.

You.