10. 467661 - The One With the Inappropriate Sister (第5季)【完整台词】

Honey, I'm sorry.

You should be.

This is all your fault.

You meddled in our relationship! You had no relationship! But I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan! Oh, God, stop with the plan! So what if you saw him with a girl? That doesn't mean anything.

You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about that stupid subway girl.

She was kind of stupid.

You're right.

I'm just going to go on the date.

I'm just going to go on the date.

That is the new plan.

Hurry! -How do you spell "suspicious"? -Why? I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff.

Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! You're driving me crazy with that.

-I'll stop.

-Don't stop.

Move the bowl further away.

Ross could make that shot.

Well, you suck.

But at least you suck at a man's game now.

-Want to play? -I can't play games.

Ross'll be home soon.

I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule.

So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home.

All right.

But listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch? I'm intrigued.

All right.

All we need is a little lighter fluid.

But be careful.

I want our security deposit back.

We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.

Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? Thank you! Happy holiday.

No, that's trash, young lady.

You can't Stop that young lady! She donated trash! The charity's on fire! Help! Thank you.

I need that! What is this? It's 9:00 in the morning! All right.

"A room.

A man enters.

He looks suspicious.

" That's it? You're supposed to have five pages done by now including an exciting incident.

What is all this? "The Official Rulebook of Fireball.

" That's the game we played.

It's great.

You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor.

Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game.

" You're right.

I'll get back to work.

Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work.

Now come on.

You can have this back when the five pages are done.

-I had a nice time tonight.

-So did l.

I'm really glad Monica asked us out.

I'd love to ask you in, but my sister's visiting.

-I think she's asleep on the couch.

-Your sister? Your sister's asleep on the couch? I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch! -I thought I heard you.

-Hey, great, you're up.

Rachel, my sister Krista.

Nice to meet you.

I wish you'd warned me.

I'd have fixed myself up.

-Like it would help.

-You are so bad.

-You are.

-You are.

-You are.

-You are! You are so dead.

I'm gonna get you.

Come here! It's very nice to meet you.

Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Does this look like a garbage can to you? Does it look like an ashtray? Does it look like a urinal? -So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap.

No more Mrs.

Nice Bucket.

Good.

You're tough.

You lived on the street.

I'll go back to being Street Phoebe.

But not totally back.

Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys.

Can I ask you guys something? I don't have brothers, so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle? -Oh, yeah.

-All the time.

In fact, I was undefeated.

Well, you weighed 200 pounds.

Still, I was quick as a cat.

I met Danny's sister yesterday.

-That was the girl on the subway.

-You're kidding.

They were very, you know wrestle-y.

But I guess that's normal? We don't wrestle now.

Not since I got too strong for you.

Too strong for me? You wanna go right now? I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? Oh, fine.

Ready? Wrestle! Okay, you know what? Actually, that helps a lot.

Thanks.

Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Joey's not going.

I didn't finish my five pages.

Finish them tomorrow.

Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.

Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work.

Cut him some slack.

If he relaxes, he'll get some work done.

I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.

If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played.

You're doing this because you're bored.

It's not his fault you're unemployed.