8. 466608 - The One With Chandler in a Box (第4季)【完整台词】

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

I'll get it.

Hi, Tim.

Thank you.

Come meet my friends.

Phoebe.

And Joey.

My brother, Ross.

And Rachel.

That's Chandler.

How do you do? -What's? -Well, he's.

He's doing some thinking.

-What happened? -You kissed my girlfriend! I like those sunglasses.

"Like them" like them? Or "I'd like to get store credit" like them? This turkey is ready.

Where can I wash up? Let me show you.

The towels are hanging next to the sink.

-And you can use the fancy soap.

-Thank you.

Fancy soap? I thought we were saving that for the pope.

See.

He's nice, right? Do you want a relationship where you can actually say: "That's not how your dad used to do it"? Everything looks great.

Where should I sit? Saved you a seat.

Sick, sick, sick, sick.

I'll get it.

Got you! That doesn't sound like thinking to me.

-Sorry! -You shouldn't be talking at all.

You've got too much thinking to do to be talking and joking.

Okay, you got it! Ross, pass me the yams? Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.

Will you stop! What's the matter with you? We've got company.

Nothing's the matter with me.

I'm not completely devoid of sentiment.

I have feelings.

Okay, fine.

You can't tell, but I'm breaking the tension by mooning you guys.

All right, look! If this is a big joke to you, forget about it.

This means something to me.

If it doesn't mean anything to you, then get out of there.

Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

This means a lot to me.

I want to be friends again.

I swear I won't say another word.

-So you'll take this seriously? -Absolutely! That sounds like another word to me.

Are you going to take this seriously? Okay! Don't say that I have no sentiment.

This is a movie stub from our first date.

This eggshell is from the first time you made me breakfast in bed.

This is from the museum, the first time we were together.

Maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter.

I don't know what to say.

I'm sorry.

Though you're not supposed to take these.

It's, like, a million years old.

We actually have people looking for that.

-Mind if I smoke? -Care if I die? No, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

Go ahead, smoke.

This always happens.

Here, let me.

Thank you.

You have very beautiful eye.

My friends think this is weird.

Even the one in the box? It's not weird, is it? I thought it would be.

I almost canceled, but it really isn't.

I know.

Me and your dad, that's totally separate.

I totally agree.

We're two people who find each other very attractive.

Right? -What? -Nothing, nothing.

No, really.

Was that not okay? No, that was good.

That was a good kiss.

-lt reminded you of -Don't say it! -lt did, didn't it? -Yes! I know! God, I am sorry.

I am so sorry.

It's okay.

It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.

You know what's even worse? My friends were right.

You know what's worst for me is you remind me of a younger version of my mom.

-I want you to know how sorry I am -It's okay.

-Chandler's the one I'm mad at.

-Well, I'm still sorry.

-ls he here? -ln the box.

He can't talk right now.

Why not? What's going on? He's trying to show Joey how much he means to him.

-By being in a box? -Joey had reasons.

They were threefold.

You not being able to talk might make this easier.

Listen.

I don't want to be someone who comes between two best friends.

I can't stand seeing what this is doing to you guys.

And I don't want to be the cause of that.

I don't think we can see each other anymore.

I'm going to my mom's in Chicago.

I'm going to stay there for a while.

I think this could have been something really amazing.

But, you know, this is probably for the best.

You know? I'm going to miss you.

Goodbye, Chandler.

Open the box! What? He can still catch her.