8. 466608 - The One With Chandler in a Box (第4季)【完整台词】

I don't know why you're pushing for him.

With him out of the way as my best friend, there's a spot open.

-Who, me? -Yeah.

I'm honored.

You know what I'm going to do as your best friend? I'm going to get you to talk to Chandler.

All right.

But if you weren't my best friend.

Oh, my God.

Is it really that bad? I walk in the room, and he won't talk to me.

He just mumbles something in ltalian.

And I know he only knows the bad words.

I'm so, so sorry.

I feel responsible.

It's not your fault.

-Gunther, have you seen Chandler? -I thought you were Chandler.

But one of you is over there.

Hey, Joe.

I'll be right with you.

Thanks for coming in.

Oh, my God! How cute is the on-call doctor? So cute that I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye.

-You have the best luck with eye doctors.

-I know.

Dr.

Burke will see you now.

Not Dr.

Burke.

The on-call doctor will see me now.

Dr.

Richard Burke is out.

Dr.

Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.

Ready? Hey, I'm sorry.

That -Where you going? -My folks'.

When you coming back? I don't know.

I might stay there while I look for an apartment.

What? I thought we could talk about this.

Work it out.

Seeing you two together, I don't.

What do you want me to say? Should I stop seeing her? It's not about her.

Okay? But seeing you together reminds me of what you did.

I won't live with someone who doesn't know what it is to be a friend.

I know what it is to be a friend.

I screwed up.

Yeah, you did.

And that's why I'm leaving.

If you're not going to stay for me, then at least stay for them.

They had a very difficult year.

What with the robbery and all.

And that chick used to be very cute.

When that guy was robbing us and I was locked in the entertainment unit for six hours do you know what I was doing? I was thinking about how I let you down.

If I knew what kind of friend you'd be, I wouldn't have worried.

Wait one second! There has to be something that I can do.

If we still had that unit I'd get in it for six hours and think about how I let you down.

What? We got a box.

I remember the last time I saw you.

It was the morning I left for college.

You were standing outside the Dairy Queen.

Just probably waiting for it to open.

-You look great now.

-You look great too.

You're an excellent patient.

How does it look? You have a scratch on your cornea.

You have to wear a patch.

Like a pirate? If that helps you.

How long have you been working with your dad? Come on, one of us had to mention him.

I moved back here a couple months ago.

Big family dinner tonight? No way! I was gonna have Thanksgiving at my girlfriend's.

But we broke up.

She wasn't ready for a serious commitment.

So you made her walk the plank, aye, matey? You're not wearing the patch yet.

I know.

-He's coming here for Thanksgiving? -I know.

It's sick.

-Why is it sick? -It's Richard's son! It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.

If it were Greek, I'd be blind in both eyes.

I like him because he's handsome and he's nice and smart and handsome.

Phoebe, you understand, don't you? I could see where I'd be your best shot, but no.

Sorry, honey.

I think it's twisted.

-What's twisted? -Me going out with Richard's son.

It sounds like a really bad idea to me.

-ls he okay in there? -He's fine! If things work out between you and Richard's son you can tell your kids that you slept with their grandfather.

Judge all you want to.

Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar Ioved a gay ice dancer threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, live in a box! What exactly is the point of the box? The meaning of the box is threefold.

One, it gives me the time to think about what I did.

Two, it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey.

And three it hurts.

And if he stays in the box you guys will be friends again? Let's just say it's a start.

Remember that necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it? Why? I just want to check something.

Okay.

Now we'll see.

Air hole! Air hole! Here it is.

I love it.

I wear it all the time.

The necklace I got you was gold.

This is silver.

Well, maybe it changed.

Oh, my God! You actually exchanged it.

Isn't it better to exchange it for something I enjoy and can use a lot? What did you get? Credit.

I'll get it.