7. 466607 - The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line (第4季)【完整台词】

You were really great.

You were really, really great.

Thanks.

Monica tells me you don't want to play anymore because of me and, you know, my talent.

Is that true? Well, kind of, yeah.

I was trying to be really okay and upbeat about it but I just feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.

See, but.

Pheebs, that is the exact opposite intent of my music.

You know, my music is meant to inspire.

If it bothers you this much then I won't play anymore.

No, don't do that.

How could I live if I knew I was depriving the world of your music? Yeah, okay.

-I'd love to, but I have plans on Sunday.

-Well, maybe some other time.

-Sure.

Just give me a call, I'm in the book.

-Okay.

Thanks a lot.

See you.

What are you doing? He is cute, and he's a doctor.

-How do you know? -Honey, I eavesdrop because I care.

-Well, I have plans on Sunday.

-With who? -Me.

-Oh, God.

You are the one who told me how important it is to spend time alone.

I can't just go out with that guy when I have plans with myself.

Wouldn't be fair to me.

So basically you're saying you don't want to cheat on yourself.

Well, if you wanna make me sound crazy.

Saw the new furniture.

Very nice.

Joey has the best boyfriend ever! I kissed Kathy.

Are you serious? -Does Joey know? -No.

Is there any way you think he will understand this? You obviously haven't screwed over your friends.

Which we all appreciate.

If you'd told him how you felt before you kissed her knowing Joey, he'd have stepped aside.

Don't say that! That's not true, is it? Yeah, he loves you.

Then why didn't you tell me to do that? I said something to Phoebe.

And I thought it was a really good idea.

-Yeah, I remember.

-Oh, my God! What am I going to do? -You'll have to tell him.

-Why do I have to tell him? -Because you do.

-Yeah, I know.

Would it be okay if I wrote a song about this? I don't know if this is working out.

I think.

I think I wanna see other people.

Wow.

Didn't see that coming.

It's not that I don't enjoy this.

I do.

I just wanna see what else is out there.

Hey, Guy.

What are you doing here? I work across the street.

-lt turns out I'm gonna be free Sunday.

-I wish you had called me.

I just told them I'd work this weekend.

Okay, well, maybe next weekend.

-Definitely.

I'll see you.

-Okay.

Yeah, you'll be talking to me never, because you're a freak who eats alone.

Sambuca margarita? It that a real thing? Well, we only had sambuca, so it is now.

Listen, Joe.

I need to I need to talk to you about something.

What's up? It's about Kathy.

I like her.

I like her a lot, actually.

-You do? -Yeah.

Your timing couldn't be better.

She's not my girlfriend anymore.

What? -Yeah, she broke up with me.

-When? Just now, after acting class.

I thought she was doing some scene, so I let people watch.

Man, I am so sorry.

Are you okay? I've been better, but I'm all right.

So you like her? Yes, but I don't have to.

No, it's okay.

You know why? Because you came to me first.

I thought that would be the best thing to do.

You might have your work cut out for you.

When I talked to her, I got the feeling she's into some other guy.

See, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

I think I know who the other guy is.

Who? It's me.

I'm the other guy.

What? When you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking and one thing led to another, and.

And what? Did you sleep with her? -No, I just kissed her.

-What? That's even worse! -How is that worse? -It's the same! There's nothing I could do.

I think I'm in love with her! Who cares? You went behind my back? I'd never do that to you! I have no excuses.

I was totally over the line.

You're so far past the line, that you can't even see the line! The line is a dot to you! Yes, right! And I feel horrible.

You have to believe me.

Oh, my God.

Is that why you bought all this stuff? You know what? I will not watch your TV.

I won't listen to your stereo.

And there's a loaf in the new bread maker I won't eat.

Know why? -Probably because -It's all tainted with your betrayal! This apartment is empty to me! I'm not happy about you either.

And just so you know I made that bread for you.

Oh, my God! He's lost it.

He's totally lost it.