5. 466605 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend (第4季)【完整台词】

-Sure.

What are you doing? I need your germs.

I want my cold back.

I miss my sexy voice.

Sorry, Phoebe.

It's okay.

How's the soup? Check it out! You can see that girl's underwear.

Is she great, or what? What do you think? She's not really my type.

Not your type? She's gorgeous.

You know what it is? The fishnet stockings.

Whenever I see a girl in fishnet stockings, it reminds me of my father in fishnet stockings.

Understanding a little more of why you're single.

I have a friend you'd like.

She's really pretty.

And then we could double date.

No, thanks.

I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.

I'm gonna grab a beer.

I'll be right back.

-What was that? -What? Kathy's being really nice and you just walked away.

What do you want from me? I want you to like her.

If that's too damn difficult for you, then the least you could do is pretend.

-I am pretending.

-Then do it better.

What do you say I go over there and tell her how much I like her? I can tell her how much I've been thinking of her.

I haven't stopped thinking about her since we met.

I'm so over the top, want-to-slit-my-own-throat in love with her that for every minute I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first! That's pretty good.

But you might want to tone it down a little.

I still have a fever? Are you sure that thing's working right? Well, we could take it the other way.

So Amanda just dropped me off.

That's one of the things I love about her.

She's old enough to drive.

You're not going to Mom and Dad's tonight? No, sorry.

Where's Amanda? Could you get me some cough drops? I'm thinking you could bring her and you guys could go up to your old room and not make out.

Cough drop, please? At least she's not going out with me to get into R-rated movies.

Why don't you just marry her? Wait, you can't! I forgot.

She's not a lesbian.

-Amanda and I have a -You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her babysitter.

You have a 12-year-old girl's job! That is so sad.

And what are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend -is-stealing-from-me? So he stole a couple bucks from me.

Big deal! At least he got me something with it.

That's mine! Would you both please start acting like adults? And give me my cough drops! -Fine.

-Sorry.

Here.

Thank you.

At least I made $10 in my relationship.

You know? Parading goats are parading Parading down the street Parading goats are parading Leaving little treats Does it even work without my sexy voice? I like it.

-Gunther, kiss me.

-What? Do it, deputy! Do something! We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind? Can I sleep on your couch? And I'm still waiting For my papier-mache man Thank you, my babies.

Rachel? Did you hear what happened between me and Phoebe? We kissed.

I didn't initiate it, but I also didn't stop it.

I've been feeling guilty.

Okay.

So are we cool? Okay.

I knew you would understand.