5. 466605 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend (第4季)【完整台词】

Rachel's not here.

How's it going with her? Great, actually.

I'm thinking tonight may be the night.

The kids are gonna play together, and then when they're asleep I'm thinking Amanda and I break open a bottle of wine do a little playing ourselves.

Hi, guys! This is Josh.

Josh, these are my friends.

And that's Ross.

Dudes.

You played in college? I still do.

Next year, I hope to make varsity.

Didn't you play soccer in high school? No, wait.

You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.

It's getting late.

I gotta get to the game, so I'm gonnahead.

I'll miss you.

Dope! Wow! Cute one.

-Very cute.

-I know.

Isn't he great? So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know? There's nothing boring about him.

I bet he's never set foot in a museum.

Maybe he'll get to go soon.

Like on a class trip or something.

You know what else is great about him? What is the word for an adult who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom? What was that? Monica knows.

It's this dumb thing that Ross made up to try to fool our parents.

It's a way of giving the finger without actually having to give it.

I cried the night you made that up.

It was the first time I realized I was cooler than my big brother.

I'm going to go get ready for my date tonight so I'll just "head.

" I should go too.

I'm playing in one hour.

You guys should come hear me.

Hear me.

My sticky shoes I lost my sexy phlegm! Hi, Ben.

-You look great! -Thanks.

Hey, Tommy! I am so glad that you could come over tonight.

Oh, no.

It's my pleasure.

My cell phone number is here on the counter.

Please, help yourself to anything in the fridge.

I appreciate this so much.

I have been trying to go out with this guy for a month.

I'd really appreciate it if you'd wait and drink your wine after the kids are asleep.

I blocked the adult channels for the other babysitters, but the code is four, three I'm fine.

Thanks for this.

I hope I can do the same for you sometime.

Who wants to make some long-distance calls? Kathy! Kathy! Hi! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Fetch! Fetch it! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Kathy! Chandler, what are you doing here? I just wanted to say, "Hey!" Hey.

Okay.

You're making it sound worse than it was.

Her date tipped me $10! What are you doing? I want to be sexy again, so I'm trying to catch a cold.

Should be easy.

They're pretty common.

You'll catch pneumonia! Okay, you were right.

I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.

-What? -Are you serious? How is that possible? You barely know her.

I don't know.

I just I can't get her out of my head.

I'm a very bad person.

I'm a very, very bad person.

I'm a horrible person.

"No, you're not.

We still love you, Chandler!" Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.

You mean you stole it! Don't cover your mouth when you do that! We were just talking about you.

Really? The time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.

Right in there! -What movie did you get? -I got what I always get.

Die Hard.

That's what I like about Joey.

Any other guy would have been: "Yeah, The English Patient is my favorite movie too.

" But Joey goes, "No way.

Let's get Die Hard.

I'm not watching that English crap.

" Yeah, he's dreamy.

I gotta go.

I gotta go meet some friends.

He has other friends? Ninety-nine a hundred.

Ready or not, here I come! Let's go over the concept one more time.

You want to get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight? You know what? I already ate.

It's 4:30.

I had a big meal on Monday.

So that'll get me straight through the week.

I see what's going on here.

-You do? -Yeah.

You don't like Kathy.

You got me.

You've been avoiding her ever since we started going out.

I made an effort to like Janice.

Now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out with us.

Right? -Yeah, right.

-Good.

And hey, my treat.

-Only because you're not eating, right? -Right.

Sorry, Grandma.

Ross isn't here.

Stop it! I'll see you at the party? Beer's fear, man! Twenty-four, seven! I am so gonna marry that guy.

What? -I think he's stealing from me.

-Why? Because he's stealing from me! Hi, it's me and soup.

I just saw Josh.

He looked so yummy in your leather jacket.

I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.

There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really just noodle water.

-Thank you so much.