4. 466604 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing (第4季)【完整台词】

Sandwiches.

Okay, on a plate.

Maybe Rick's pants come down a little.

Chandler.

Okay, Chandler.

That's working! Chandler's knees.

Chandler's ankles.

Chandler's ankle hair.

Oh, no! Okay, you're all set.

Wow! That was amazing! Was that really just an hour? In really long-hour world.

What? I have an enormous crush on you.

But since you're a client, I can't ask you out even though you give me the feelings.

I had no idea.

I can always find another masseuse.

Really? Yeah, really.

What? Suddenly I'm very aware I'm naked.

Quiet down.

Mr.

Simon's been waiting Oh, my God! Why wasn't I offered that? I'd definitely pay more for that.

We have rules here.

This is not that kind of place.

I know, but this isn't how it looks at all because Rick is my husband.

Oh, really? You'd better tell his other wife.

She called three times asking where he is.

Yes, I will tell her.

So you didn't leave the bank? And somehow we ended up with a joint checking account.

What will you ever use that for? To pay for the gym.

So I had a great day.

Rick and I hit it off.

We were making out.

Then my boss walked in and fired me for being a whore.

-You got fired? -Oh, my gosh! It's so weird.

I have never been fired from anything.

Sweetie.

I started walking around, not knowing what to do next.

I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages.

Then these policemen thought I was a whore too.

It's really been a bad day, whore-wise.

Hey, Duck.

Is Chick here? Yeah, Bunny Rabbit.

Ready for our last practice? We're not getting that spin right because my place is too small.

-Want to use our place? -No, I had another idea.

We did it! That was incredible! That was amazing! We totally nailed it! Hey, listen.

Thanks a lot, Tribbiani.

Oh, my God! Look at the time.

I got to catch the bus to the ball.

Good luck.

Unless you want to practice the fox trot.

Or the tango? Thanks, but no.

You see, I think I'm ready to dance with girls.

-Go get them, Treeger.

-Right.

You want to come? Marge has a friend.

Really? You'd dance good with her.

She's the same size as me.

No, I'm good.

It looks like you've got great experience.

Let's see.

Reason for leaving last job? They thought I was a whore.

Okay.

We'll give you a call if anything comes up.

Great.

Thank you very much.