4. 466604 - The One With the Ballroom Dancing (第4季)【完整台词】

-Did you just bite me? -No! Please don't kick the girls out.

This was my fault.

You want me to kick you guys out instead? You can't.

Where would the chick and the duck live? You have pets? Those are nicknames.

I'm the "chick," and Chandler's the "duck.

" I would've thought it was the other way around.

Come on.

Let the girls stay.

I'll do whatever you want.

Really? You'd do anything? Yeah, absolutely.

I got something.

What is it? Can you be my dancing partner? That's not prison lingo, is it? I want to quit the gym.

Can you honestly tell me that you're Yes, yes.

Most of the time.

I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

We were voted "Best-equipped Gym in New York" two years running.

-Do you really want to give that up? -Yes, I hate it here.

Everything that you have in here is very heavy.

Really? Okay? You want to make your friend work out alone? -What friend? -Your friend Ross.

Just joined.

His dancing partner? There's this superintendents' dance, "The Super Ball.

" He wants to impress Marge, this lady super he likes.

Why not practice with a girl? He's too shy.

He's not good enough to dance with girls yet.

Yeah, right.

He almost danced me right down that garbage chute.

Would you let it go already? You're fine.

So did you quit? I almost did.

Couldn't leave Ross there without a spotter.

Wait, now, so you joined the gym? And that's funny, why? I was just, you know, picturing you working out, and.

Well, that's it.

We're doomed.

They'll take $50 a month from our accounts for the rest of our lives.

What are we gonna do? You could actually go to the gym.

Or we could go to the bank close our accounts and cut them off at the source.

You're a genius.

Oh, man! But then, we won't be bank buddies.

Now there's two reasons.

You guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.

-Where? -On the tushy.

And that's not against your oath? I know, but the moment I touch him I want to throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.

Next time, try to distract yourself.

Like when I'm doing something exciting and I don't want to get too excited.

I try and think of other things.

Like sandwiches and baseball and Chandler.

-Thank you.

-Oh, no, thank you.

All right, I'm here.

Let's get this over with.

Okay, well just follow my lead.

Don't we need to do some kind of preparation first? Like get really drunk? Come on.

Hey, just put your arms around me.

I'm sorry.

No.

It's okay.

But if I'm Marge my breasts are coming out my back.

Forget it! I'm not being any good at this.

My mom was right.

I'm just a big potato with arms and legs and a head.

Come on, man.

You're not a potato.

I'm sure as hell not a dancer.

It's no use.

Marge will never go for me.

Come on, Treeger.

Don't say that.

You just need more practice.

Come on.

Let's try it again.

Plus, it was probably mostly my fault anyway.

I'm not that comfortable dancing with a So how goes the dancing? Gay yet? You guys owe me bigtime.

What was that? You just did a little dancy thing.

-No, I didn't.

-Yes, you did.

-You did a little hop.

-You are so enjoying this.

No, I'm not.

And it wasn't a hop.

It was a pas de bourree.

You know the words! You are so into this! Maybe I'm enjoying it a little.

I'm getting pretty good at it.

This is so sweet.

Joey, our little twinkletoes.

This isn't some kind of girly dance.

It's like a sport, it's manly.

-Show me some "manly" moves.

-All right.

I don't know how to lead.

Hello.

We'd like to close our accounts.

Close your accounts? Is there a problem? No, we'd just like to close them.

Ms.

Lambert handles all our closures.

Would you come over here, please? Hi, I'm Karen.

I want to quit the bank! Okay.

Baseball.

Rick playing baseball.

He slides into second.

Maybe even his pants come down a little.

Okay, sandwiches.