23. 466623 - The One With Ross's Wedding (第4季)【完整台词】

It's horrible, isn't it? I love it.

I only hope my wedding looks this good.

-I just hope -You can let some of them go by.

Start looking out for Rachel.

I'll cover the front door.

You watch that big hole.

And I got Chandler covering Ross.

Why would I care where Chandler is? You know sometimes I don't even like Chandler.

Okay.

I do.

I do.

I do.

-You're right.

It's the second one.

-Right? Hello, Joey.

Hey, Felicity.

I thought about you all day.

Talk New York to me again.

Forget about it.

How you doing? There's nothing to discuss.

We're not paying for your wine cellar.

You have to meet me in the middle here.

My foot's gonna meet the middle of your ass.

-What's going on? -Everything's under control.

You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what you're saying? That's it! Parents! Parents! Back away! This is our wedding day! From now on, everyone gets along.

And if I hear one more word no grandchildren! That's right! -Okay, okay.

-Sorry, old boy.

I could kill you with my thumb, you know.

What was all that about? It was this disagreement over My God! You look beautiful.

You're not meant to see me before the wedding.

It's bad luck.

I think we've had all the bad luck we're going to have.

My God, Rachel! You're here.

I can't believe it.

What happened? Why are you here? I just came to I just needed to tell you congratulations.

Hello, Waltham lnteriors.

Mrs.

Waltham? It's Phoebe.

Why? Can I talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time.

There's a girl on the phone for you.

Great! It's Phoebe.

Did you stop Rachel? No, but it's okay.

She just came in and gave him a hug.

That's it.

-Nothing got ruined? -No.

That's so great! So, what's going on now? I'm walking down the aisle.

Still walking.

I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night.

Hey.

I just told her "hey.

" I'm at the front with Ross.

It's Phoebe! He looks pretty mad.

I better go.

Wait! Hold it up so I can listen.

-What we did last night was -Stupid.

Totally crazy, stupid.

What were we thinking? I'm coming over tonight though, right? Definitely.

Friends, family we are gathered to celebrate the joyous union of Ross and Emily.

May the happiness of today be with them always.

Now, Emily, repeat after me.

-l, Emily -l, Emily -take thee, Ross -take thee, Ross.

as my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health till death parts us.

As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health until death parts us.

Now, Ross.

Repeat after me.

I, Ross I, Ross take thee, Emily take thee, Rachel Emily.

Emily.

Shall I go on? "Mother, Mother, Pizza, Pizza," take one.

Oh, the band's ready? We gotta do what the band says, right? I don't care about the stupid band! -Well, it's getting late.

-Here we go.

Actually, you guys mind staying here with me for a while? You know, we gotta get up early and catch the plane to New York.

Yeah, it's a very large plane.

Why, what's the matter?