23. 466623 - The One With Ross's Wedding (第4季)【完整台词】

New York City.

Where everybody knows my name.

Anyway I love you guys.

But not as much as I love America.

Can we please go home now? Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.

I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.

I was laughing.

Out loud? I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.

So how are you? My mother's driving me crazy.

But Ross is getting married.

I'm happy.

I'm not going to let anything spoil that.

I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.

Thanks.

We like him.

My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him.

There's no way in hell I'm paying for it.

Look, we're down to just one point.

Could we please just settle it after the wedding? Fine, but I'm not paying for your wine cellar you thieving, would-be-speaking- German-if-it-weren't-for-us, cheap little man! The guy was hammered.

There's no way you look like Ross' mother.

-Then why would he say it? -Because he's crazy! He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

My mother's right.

I'll never get married.

You know what, that is Who wouldn't want you? Please! I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.

-Hi, I'm back.

Listen, I need to -Hello.

Hello.

I need to get on that 11:00 flight.

I'm afraid that plane's already pulled away from the gate.

You're going to have to call that plane and tell them to swing around and pick me up.

-Can't do that.

-Sure, you know what? We'll just tell them that there was, like, a problem with, like, the engine.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step aside, miss.

Look, if I don't get to London he is gonna marry that other girl.

Can't imagine why.

All right.

You know what? I am not leaving here until you call that plane back.

I'm getting married today! Morning.

-I'm getting married today! -Yeah, you are.

Do you think he knew I was here? -Excuse me.

-Yeah.

If you're going to do that throughout the flight, tell me now so that I can take a sedative.

Or perhaps slip you one.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry.

Sorry.

It's just, I'm kind of excited.

I'm going to London to tell this guy that I love him.

Well, I've never done that with you before.

So how are you? You okay? Yeah.

Yeah.

You? Oh, yes.

Yes.

You? We did you.

Well.

-I better get going.

-Absolutely.

Could you not look? I don't want to look.

Where the hell have you been? I spent the night out.

I met this cute bridesmaid.

She is so I don't want to hear it! Pheebs, you know you're still my number-one girl.

No.

No.

We have an emergency.

Rachel's coming to London.

Great! No, it's not great.

She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

But he loves Emily.

I know that! You have to stop her.

She's going to ruin the wedding.

Okay.

-All right, so -Hold on, hold on.

Rachel coming.

Do something.

I've done my part, okay? It's your responsibility now.

The burden is off me.

-Right? -Right.

So tell me about this girl.

And so then I realized, all the stuff that I had been doing proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn't come to the wedding -was all just a way -Oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm sorry, can I interrupt? I just want to say that you are a horrible, horrible person.

Pardon me? You say you love this man, and yet you're about to ruin the happiest day of his life.

I'm afraid I have to agree with your friend Pheebs.

This is a terrible, terrible plan.

-But he has to know how I feel.

-But why? He loves this Emily person.

No good can come of this.

-Well, I think you're wrong.

-Oh, no.

Well, he doesn't really love her.

It's just a rebound thing from me.

-You'll see.

-Fortunately I won't.

And by the way, it seems to be perfectly clear that you were on a break.

Do something.

Something.

-Have you seen Monica? -I'm not seeing Monica! -What? -What? We gotta find her.

Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him.

-Oh, my God! -I know.

Do you know where Monica is? No.

What's with the third degree? Why not just shine a light in my eyes? Oh, my God! It's like a fairyland.

I know.