23. 466623 - The One With Ross's Wedding (第4季)【完整台词】

Geller.

-This is Steven -Hello, darling.

and Andrea Waltham.

Very nice to meet you.

Darling, the Gellers.

Darling, it's the Gellers.

She's very self-involved.

I should never have married her.

-It's the Gellers.

-Where? That's one and that's another one.

Lovely to meet you.

Nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding.

The hell with tradition.

We're happy to do it.

We know how expensive weddings can be.

Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw.

A joke that's funny in all countries.

Sir? -What's in it? -Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta.

That's not food.

Everything's different here.

I want to go home.

I miss my family, the coffeehouse.

I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like! It's been three days.

Okay, you're just homesick.

Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself? You're different here too.

You're mean in England! What the hell? What's up, Dad? This bill for my half of the wedding.

It's insane.

How can it be so much? The reception's at their house.

Flowers, liquor.

Re-carpet first floor? New guest bath, landscaping.

I'm paying to remodel this guy's house.

I'm gonna give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind.

Please.

I don't want anything to upset Emily tonight.

She's had a hard enough couple of days as it is.

Here.

Let me go talk to him.

You tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.

Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be.

And I'm gonna go get drunk.

-Hello.

-Hello.

When is your next flight to London? There's one leaving in 30 minutes.

And I do have one seat left.

Thank you, thank you.

The last-minute fare on this ticket is $2700.

Huh.

How about 600? -Sorry.

-How about 600 and these earrings? They prefer it if I don't barter.

I don't think I have enough left on my credit card.

You can split it with another card.

How about five? Thank you.

I'm just going to need to see your passport.

I don't have it, but I can tell you exactly where it is on my nightstand.

You know what? I have my driver's license.

And I have a 20.

Face it.

My father is not going to pay for the built-in barbecue.

And believe me, you can kiss your gazebo goodbye.

I might be able to get you the new lawn.

Then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

I go back there with lawn ornaments, he'll laugh in my face.

This is ridiculous.

I mean, we had an agreement.

Will you say something, Steven? Don't take that tone with me.

All right, you can.

Thank God! You changed your mind.

You probably want to be alone, you don't want to talk about it.

You're doing the right thing.

Where are you going? What are you doing? No, wait.

Why am I always pregnant when she does that? I'd like to make a toast to Ross and Emily.

My big toast is tomorrow.

This is kind of my little toast, or Melba toast, if you will.

Okay.

I've known Ross for a long time.

I knew him when he was with his first girlfriend.

I thought things were going to work out for him, until the day he over-inflated her.

Oh, dear God! Hello, Waltham lnteriors.

Mrs.

Waltham.

I need to speak with one of the best men or Ross' sister, Monica.

-Who is this? -Phoebe, one of Ross' best friends.

How did you get this number? I got it from your maid.

She's a bitch, but I wore her down.

If you're one of Ross' best friends, why aren't you here? I can't fly.

I'm having my brother's babies.

Am I on the radio? Can I talk to one of them? It's important.

I'm bored of you now.

I'm going to cut you off.

Oh, okay, I'm going to have to kick her ass too.

We're excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall.

To think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall.

Come on, Monty Hall! Let's Make a Deal.

Come on, you people! All right, forget it.

Congratulations, Ross and Emily.

Best man number two, Joey Tribbiani.

I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

I first met Ross in this coffeehouse back home.

Home.