22. 466622 - The One With the Worst Best Man Ever (第4季)【完整台词】

When she comes in, she won't recognize you because Well, why would she? And then you buzz Ross and l.

You be Mr.

Gonzales, and I'll be Mr.

Wong.

Diverse.

Anybody call for security? You be cool.

Which one is Gunther Central Perk? Joey.

Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring.

Way to be cool, man.

What? There was a ring in a box.

After you left, it was gone.

You think I stole some ring? We know you took it! Just save yourself the time and confess.

Who are you, the Hardy Boys? I don't need to steal a stupid ring.

I make $1,600 a week.

Any of you guys make that? Marry me.

I don't get it.

It was in my room all night.

She didn't take it.

I didn't take it.

You didn't take it.

Then who did? We're trying to think.

I don't get how you know it's false labor.

Do you see any babies? -How do you feel? -Okay, I guess.

I don't know.

I know it's going to be over soon so.

But isn't that a good thing? -You said you were sick of this.

-I know.

Usually, when you're done with the pregnant thing you get to do the mom thing.

But I'll be sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.

Some moms do that.

That's even sadder.

Look, I know what I got myself into.

It's just that now that they're in me it's like I know them and.

It just won't be easy when these babies have to go away.

I know, sweetie.

But it's not like you won't have anything.

You'll have nieces and nephews.

That's even better.

-Yeah, okay.

-No, really.

You won't be the one worrying about saving for college.

Or yelling at them when they're bad.

Or putting them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down.

You'll be the one they run away to.

The one they talk to about sex.

You just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe.

Cool Aunt Phoebe.

I am pretty cool.

And you know what else? Are they going to love you! They are going to love me.

Thanks, you guys.

Again.

Oh, sweetie.

Thanks.

What? Just kidding.

Oh, my God! Got you again.

You're so easy! If anything happens to him The vet said it's a simple procedure.

Things can go wrong.

What if he doesn't make it? -He will, Joe.

-But what if he doesn't? He's such a good duck.

I'm so worried about him! Somebody lose a ring? Oh, my God! Thank you! Thank you so much! How's the duck? Just fine.

You'll see him in a bit.

Great.

-Thanks for being so cool.

-No, that's all right.

You made me your best man and I totally let you down.

-It's not your fault.

-Yeah, it is.

You wouldn't have lost it.

Ross, you were right.

He should be your best man.

-No, you should.

-Don't argue.

I get to choose my best man.

I want both you guys.

Really? Both you guys should be up there with me.

You two are my I'm lucky to have just one good Thanks, man.

I got to go check something, okay? -What a baby! -Total wuss.

-How come you're getting Nana's ring? -Mom gave it to me.

She said something about it being a wedding ring and that you may not need one.

I really didn't need to tell you all that.

I don't really think it's fair.

I mean, I've always loved that ring.

Oh, Mon, I'm sorry.

I'd let you have it, but Emily's gotten really attached to it.

Thanks.

-Here you go.

-Thanks.

Emily, did you know that that ring spent two days in a duck's colon?