19. 466618 - The One With All the Haste (第4季)【完整台词】

Don't go too fast.

No.

You're right.

I know, you're right.

I'm not going to do it.

-Thanks guys.

-No problem.

Just remember to wake us up before you go-go.

It's too hard.

Too hard! All right.

Last chance for the tickets.

Otherwise, I give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.

No, thank you.

Wait, wait.

Come on, come on! Let's trade.

The timing's perfect! I just clogged the toilet! I want those seats.

But we can't live in the small apartment after living here! Ever read Flowers for Algernon? Ever read Sports Illustrated? No, I didn't read yours! We can go to the game tonight! The only way I'll consider this is if they offer more than just season seats.

-It's the Knicks! -Screw the Knicks! I didn't mean that.

I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.

And the Knicks rule.

Yeah, the Knicks rule! So? Are you going to do it? No, we're not going to because it's not an even trade.

All right, look.

What if you could keep the apartment and the tickets? Done! Let me finish.

I'm talking about a bet.

Winner takes all.

We could get nothing.

Or everything.

I like that.

What do you say? Just do it! Oh! I'm convinced! Come on, man! You know I'd do it for you.

Because you're my best friend.

All right.

But you can't use that again for a whole year.

I'm in.

This is so exciting! What are you going to bet? We should let Phoebe decide because she's the only one who's impartial, and she's so pretty.

I have a game! -This is great! -What's the game? It doesn't have a name.

No, okay.

Phoebe Ball! No, it doesn't have a name.

What is your favorite thing about trees? -They're green? -Good! Five points! Same question.

-They're tall.

-Three points! Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy.

Leafy.

That's not even a game.

Shut up.

We're winning! You want to finish this? We get a deck of cards.

High card wins.

What do you say? -Let's do it! -Oh, I have cards! Yeah.

Here.

No, these are the trick deck.

Here, yes.

Okay, you guys pick first.

-Four.

-That's a low one! You look.

I can't do it.

What makes you think I can? Ace! Why are you hugging? We won our apartment back! What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace! No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four! I don't know.

Look it! Come on, pick again! Come on, apartment! Come on, apartment! I know queen is high! Not as high as.

It worked! King! We pick again! We pick again! -Why? -I don't know.

Tickets, please.

Courtside, baby! Seriously, good game, though.

Good game.

What are they so mad about? They got the apartment back.

No, they didn't.

Packed while you were gone.

I left knickers under your pillow.

Move in with me? What? Don't be scared.

It sounds crazy, and people will say it's too soon but just think.

Think how great it would be.

I don't know.

Leaving London.

My whole family lives there.

-My job.

-You'll get a job here.

I always hear about them foreigners stealing American jobs.

That could be you.

Yeah, but it's my whole life.

You come to England.

I would.

I really would.

But my son is here.

I can't leave him.

You don't think there's any way? I don't think so.

It would be different if it was way into the future and we were getting married.

What? Right.

I shouldn't have said "married.

" Please don't go freaky on me.

I didn't mean it.

I take it back.

No.

Don't.

Why don't we? Why don't we what? Get married.

You are mad! No, I'm not! It's perfect.

It's better than you moving here.

It's us together forever, and that's what I want.

-We've known each other six weeks! -I know.

So what? Who's to say? Does that mean we can't do it? Look.

I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian.

I mean, this.

This makes sense for us.

Our first date, we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont.

I mean, last night I got my ear pierced.

Me! This feels right.