17. 466616 - The One With the Free Porn (第4季)【完整台词】

I'll open a massage place.

Frank will help me.

We'll work it around his schedule, so he doesn't have to quit school.

But how can you afford it? We were walking down the street, and we saw your van.

-And we realized -I'm telling it! People need transportation, and they need massages to relax.

We can combine the two.

I give massages and Frank drives.

I'll bolt a table in the van, and you know what I've got? A place that no one will get out of alive? Think about it.

It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax.

It's a Relaxi-Taxi! The name was my favorite part! -I came up with it.

-You did not! You came up with Relaxi-Cab.

That's not good.

Oh, my god! Are you in England? Was Emily surprised? No, she hasn't come home yet.

She hasn't been home all night.

She must be with the other guy.

I'm the stupid moron who spent the night here.

-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.

Tell the guys.

When is the next flight out? About four hours.

Stay there for a while.

If she doesn't show up, come home.

There's a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you.

Tell him about Relaxi-Taxi.

Ask him if he likes it better than Relaxi-Cab.

It's not Relaxi-Cab.

It's Relaxi-Cab.

Like Taxi-Cab.

That is better.

Do you have any 8's? No.

Are we in London? Why are you here? You can't be here.

I've come to talk to Ross.

What? Nothing.

I was going to call him You came to tell him you love him.

I knew it! I was right! I'm right, right? I'd rather talk to him.

I've been to his apartment and he's not there.

I need to talk to him.

Do you know where he is? Ross, are you there? Ross, I don't know if you hear this, but I'll talk anyway.

I'm in the States with your sister and friends.

It's all over with Colin.

I came here to tell you that and to tell you Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want.

I came here to tell you that I love you.

I love you too! I'll call you right now from the phone booth.

You can't hear me.

I wish I knew if you'd heard me.

I suppose I've given my neighbors a good laugh.

Mrs.

Newman, if you're listening, bugger off.

None of your business.

There's not much chance you did hear that.

There's the call waiting so I should go.

Oh, well.

Ross, I love you.

Thank you.

I was just at the bank.

There was this really hot teller and she didn't ask me to do it with her in the vault.

Same thing happened to me.

Pizza delivery girl comes over, gives me the pizza and leaves! No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"? Nothing! You know what? We have to turn off the porn.

I think you're right.

Ready? One, two, three.

That's kind of nice.

That's kind of a relief.

You want to see if we still have it? -Free porn! -We have free porn! There's one, two and three.

-Oh, my God.

-That's so beautiful.

-Oh, man.

-I can't believe it.

I know.

I like the middle one the best.

Don't worry, I won't let the other two know.