17. 466616 - The One With the Free Porn (第4季)【完整台词】

Listen, I have to tell you something.

I've been thinking.

I'm just going to say it, okay? I think I love you.

Thank you.

It's no problem.

What is that song? It's the theme from Good Will Humping.

You know who doesn't like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua.

Yeah, right.

He said he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.

Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? -And that he found it funny, not sexy? -Yes.

Yeah, he likes porn.

Where you going? To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny.

How'd it go? Frank has to quit college because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.

I need to make money fast.

I wanted to talk to you about an idea.

You work for a big company.

Insider trading.

What information can you give me? They don't talk to us about that stuff.

But I can get you free White-Out.

-Did you do what I said? -I did.

-What'd she say? -"Thank you.

" You're totally welcome.

What'd she say? She said, "Thank you.

" I said, "l love you.

" And she said, "Thank you.

" That's not right.

Did you say you love her? What were you trying to get her to do? -What do I do now? -You play hard-to-get.

She already lives in London.

So you go to Tokyo.

Forget it.

You told her you love her.

It's over.

It is not over! You're over! What? You know.

Good one.

It's not over.

She'll call and tell you she loves you.

Her feelings were so strong that it scared her.

Go home and wait for her call.

She could call from the plane.

But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over! Unless, eventually, I call her to see what's going on and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't.

Then it's over! Way to be strong! Can we watch cartoons on your TV? We need a porn break.

We spent two hours watching In and Out and In Again.

Why don't you turn it off? Then we'd be the guys who turned off free porn.

Yeah, but that's not what you'd go by.

Look, I'm going to have a kid someday.

Okay? And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

I don't wanna have to tell him that I did.

Did you ever asked you dad that? I don't want to talk about it.

Good, you're here! What you got there? This? I'm glad you asked.

Don't you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? I know what you're thinking.

Pregnant woman slays four? -Did they make you pay for those knives? -No.

-Are you sure? -No.

You won't make enough money by selling knives.

I just need enough money for the second part of my plan.

-What's that? -My Saturn dealership.

Hello.

-Ross.

-Emily.

Hi.

How was your flight? It was dreadful.

It was terrible how I acted when you said those wonderful things.

No, that's all right.

I'm just glad you called.

Ross, there's something that I've got to tell you.

There's someone else.

Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America? She doesn't know who she wants.

Me or this "Colin" guy.

So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call.

Maybe I'll still be around.

When you say "still around," you mean still around like you might be in a relationship or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring? But it was so right.

This isn't how it's supposed to go.

There can't be another guy.

Of course, there's another guy! This is even more perfect.

You have to prove your love! I'm not proving anything.

I'm done listening to you.

If I hadn't let you talk me into this I wouldn't have put my fist through the wall.

You did that? I missed and hit the door.

But it opened really hard.

You have to go to London.

You have to go fight for her.

That makes sense.

You said you loved her, and she didn't say it back.

Then she told you about another guy.

Go to London.

Scare her! When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do? I made fun of his accent.

You sat back and let him have her.

You didn't fight.

I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back.

Oh, I see.

-You want that to happen with Emily? -No.

All right then, go fight for her! It's like a snake pit.

That could be you and Emily.

That but nicer.

Go to London! Really? Surprise her.

Don't let her go without a fight.

All right.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to London, and I'll fight for her.

Okay.

Good luck! Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport? I did it! I figured out a way to make money.