16. 466615 - The One With the Fake Party (第4季)【完整台词】

Okay.

Give me an "E"! Give me an "M"! Give me an "I"! Give me an "L"! Give me a "Y"! What do you get? Emily! Emily! That's me as a cheerleader! I loosened a tooth.

It's no big deal.

I have a dentist.

I'll put some ice on it.

Excuse me.

-What do I do now? -I think you're done.

Time to take off the bra.

That was really great.

But I gotta take off.

Take the bra off.

Let's go get your coat.

Rachel's my girlfriend.

So this was really fun.

Yeah, it was real fun.

You know, this bra is really bothering me.

This used to be my bedroom.

A lot of memories in here.

Lot of memories.

If these walls could talk, they'd say: "Want to hear some memories?" Need a hand? I got this all under control.

You really don't seem like you do.

God! Forget it! This is not how this was supposed to happen.

What was supposed to happen? Can you not look at me when I say this? I thought that if I could get you here I could seduce you.

-Excuse me? -Seduce you.

I don't wear suits to work.

And I bought six of them from you.

I'm sorry.

I thought you needed them.

My point is, I kept coming back because I wanted to see you.

-Why? -Because I like you.

You like me? I mean, you're beautiful and smart and sophisticated.

A lot of this isn't based on tonight.

But you like me? I can't believe this.

All this time, I liked you and you liked me! -But -No "but.

" "But" is never good.

Let's leave it at "l like you and you like me.

" -Okay.

However -No, that's a fancy "but.

" My marriage, like, just ended.

And I'm really not ready to get into anything yet.

But.

I'm sorry.

I just need a little time.

Okay.

There you are.

I was looking for you.

Joshua's gone, so you and Emily are free to go.

It's okay.

She's still in there enjoying her fake party.

It's too late to do the stuff I had planned.

I'm sorry.

I ruined your evening.

Yeah.

If it makes you feel any better, I made a fool of myself.

Helps a little.

Is there room on that step for a pathetic loser? Have a seat.

-I'm so sorry.

-It's okay.

It was just a two-week thing anyway.

I just didn't want it to end this way.

Or maybe you didn't want it to end.

What do you mean? You seem to really like her.

I really do.

But what am I going to do? We agreed it'd be a two-week thing.

No commitment.

That girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends asking to hear stories about you Iooking through Monica's photo albums.

You don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.

You think? You've got 14 hours until she has to be at the airport.

And you're sitting here in a hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.

You're right.

Thanks.

What photo album was it? I don't know.

It was you and a bunch of albino kids.

Oh, my God! Those weren't albino kids.

That was computer camp! -You're a pathetic loser, right? -Oh, yeah.

Sit! Hi.

Oh, my God.

Joshua.

Look all those things I said about not being ready -They're not true? -They're all true.

But.

I love that "but.

" Do you want to go inside and get some coffee? Okay.

Every time.

-What do you got there? -Pastrami.

-You know what goes good with that? -Corned beef.

I was going to say bologna.

But that's better.

-How about that smoked turkey? -Okay.

Oh, mama! -When is the baby due? -Six months.

If a cow died of natural causes, I could have one of those, right? Not if I get there first.