16. 466615 - The One With the Fake Party (第4季)【完整台词】

Well, it was all Ross' idea.

You're so sweet.

And I'm so surprised.

You didn't know? Why are you over here if Joshua's over there? I'm trying to play hard-to-get.

Quick! He's looking.

Say something funny.

Like what? What's so funny? I said, "Like what?" Now that's a thinker.

This playing-hard-to-get thing is not working.

Hand me those cherries.

-Care for a cherry? -No, thanks.

I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.

You okay? You all right? We should probably get going soon.

But the party's just getting started.

We have to be at The Four Seasons for drinks in 15 minutes.

Then The Plaza for dinner.

So why did you plan a party at the same time? Actually, American surprise parties are very short.

It's usually, "Surprise!" Then, "My God, I'm so surprised.

Bye!" Ross, I'm having such a great time.

Your sister told me that you used to dress up like old ladies and host make-believe tea parties.

Monica said that, did she? Did she tell you that when she was little she was partially responsible for new legislation regulating the strength of swing sets? Then what are you going to put on top of that? -A little salami.

-Oh, yeah.

What goes on top of the salami? Pastrami.

You're a genius.

Give me a hand with the zipper.

Up! -You changed? -I decided I needed my lucky dress.

-Lucky means more cleavage? -lt does for me.

Look at him! He's so cute.

I just want to grab him and kiss him.

How could I kiss him without him knowing I like him? I know how you can get him.

Take off your bra.

What? -This scene in Footloose -Flashdance.

-Yeah.

With that plumber girl? -A welder.

Were you, like, in the movie? She takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve.

Very sexy.

And classy.

-Or you could use mistletoe.

-It's not Christmas.

-Spin-the-bottle.

-He's not 11.

Thank you so much for this.

It was so thoughtful of you.

You're leaving? -We have something we have to get to.

-I'm gonna take off too.

You can't leave yet.

You have to stay.

We've got the whole big thing planned.

What big thing? Spin-the-bottle works like this: I spin the bottle.

Lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther.

All right.

Who wants to go first? I'll go.

Welcome to America.

Oh, my God! Two in a row! You gotta use your tongues now.

All right.

What are the odds? That's enough! Let's let someone else play.

If you didn't want to play, then why'd you come to the party? All right, I'll go.

Somebody loose.

Somebody loose.

Story of my life.

Story of my father's life.

Okay, my turn.

Look at that! Oh, my God.

The baby just kicked! It's okay.

It's okay.

If it kicked once, it'll kick again! Everybody just remember where they were sitting.

It was a bug.

It doesn't matter how much I'm craving it.

You know why I'm never gonna eat meat? Because it's cold-blooded murder.

Okay.

There's a Phoebe on my sandwich! What are you doing? I can't help it! I need the meat! The baby needs the meat.

You know when you're dating someone and you don't want to cheat unless it's with someone really hot? Totally.

This is the same kind of deal.

If you're gonna do something wrong do it right.

-I'll be back in a minute.

-Okay.

What are you doing to me? I'm trying to get Emily out of here, and you keep talking to her being all interesting and making her laugh.

I don't want you to be funny anymore.

Rachel wants me to be funny, you don't want me to be funny.

From now on, I'm gonna be funny sometimes, and not funny others.

You feel better now? Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day.

I am going to eat, like, you know, millions of cows.

Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows No.

No, I will never eat baby cows.

No veal! Oh, but veal.

What if I even things out for you, meat-wise? -What? -I eat a lot of meat, right? But suppose, until the baby's born, I laid off it.

No extra animals would die.

You'd be eating my animals.

I can't believe you'd do that for me.

Absolutely.

I could be a vegetarian.

There's no meat in beer, right? We can still make dinner if we skip the appetizers and ask for our check right away.

We can't go now.

Rachel is going to put on a skit.

Oh, my God! Have you lost your mind? I am finally thinking clearly.

My lucky dress wasn't working out too well for me.

But for four years, this baby never missed.

Wait, I can't let Actually, I want to see what happens.

Nice costume.

Well, I wanted to give Emily a big American goodbye cheer.

Ready.