13. 466613 - The One With Rachel's Crush (第4季)【完整台词】

So sorry to bother you at home.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

-You've done that a thousand times? -I've never done that.

I just got so nervous that he'd say no.

You gotta give him something he can't say no to, like Knicks tickets.

Invite him to a Knicks game.

You're guaranteed he'll say yes.

-Really? You think that'll work? -Absolutely.

And if not, can I go? What the heck is that? Did she call? No.

Sorry.

Maybe I should call her.

Forget her, man.

You don't need her.

He's right.

What she did was unforgivable.

Well, yeah, but, you know, what if I was wrong? How might you be wrong? What if she didn't actually sleep with the guy? Tell me she told you this.

She didn't have to tell me.

I saw the play.

There was no heat.

-Back me up.

-That's all you're basing this on? That's not backing me up! Look, you said, "With the offstage and the heat" That was just a theory.

There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out: Lone gunman, communism, geometry.

Oh, my God! "Would you like to go to a basketball game with?" "It's funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets" "Who likes the Knick?" What do you think? Well, as a single woman, who is available I think you look great.

Oh, yeah.

You look great.

This looks great.

So you like it? I do.

I love it.

In fact, I think I'll wear it home.

-Great.

-Thank you so much for all your help.

Well, I guess this is it.

Thanks.

Maybe I'll see you in the spring for the bathing suits.

You don't want to do that now? That's okay.

I'll see you around sometime.

Basketball! Sorry? I have two tickets to the Knicks game if you're interested just as a thank-you for this week.

That would be great! -Really? -That would be fantastic! My nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic.

Thank you so much, Rachel.

Good morning.

I just wanted to come over to say that I'm sorry.

I acted like the biggest idiot in the world.

I can completely understand why you were so upset.

I really wish you'd called me.

Yeah, I know.

I wish I had too.

I think this is a good thing.

We've had our first fight, and now we can move on.

I know for me, but Nick's pants? I think our second fight is going to be a big one! -For next time, what do you say? -"l have an extra ticket.

" "An extra ticket.

" Not "two tickets.

" The first time you asked a guy out he turned you down? He didn't turn me down.

He's at the game.

I got the date.

I'm just not on it.

Okay, it's ready.

-Come on.

-What's ready? Just come.

Oh, my God! This is beautiful! Did you work for two days straight? Pretty much.

What do you think of the floor? I don't know.

Looks the same.

You used to have carpet.

Oh, yeah.

I made snacks.

Please, just hang out.

I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit.

Do you want us to come back later? No, no, no.

Stay.

Just keep talking.

I'm always the hostess.

How'd it go? -She wasn't sleeping with him.

-Good! She is now.

-What are you saying? -I'm saying that she is a devil woman.

You think you know a person, then they turn around and sleep with Nick.

Nick and his rock-hard pecs and his giant man-nipples.

I hate him.

And I hate her.

I don't hate her.

I love her.

This is all my fault.

How? How is it your fault? I should have called.

If I had called her, she never would have gone out with Nick.

They wouldn't have ended up in bed.

I threw her at his man-nipples! This is not your fault.

Your fight does not justify her sleeping with someone.

Well, if she thought they were on a break.

Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold, a Joshua Burgen.

Really? -Will you call him? -Yes, I will.

Absolutely.

Hello, Rachel.

Hi, Joshua.

-I left my wallet here on purpose.

-Really? Yes.

I just wanted to see you again.

I'm glad.

Rachel, I'd like to say something to you.

Yes? "How you doing?"