She is the star of the play, and she is my girlfriend.
I get to have sex with the star of the play! -People can hear you.
-I know! She looks great, doesn't she? That is one good-looking man.
Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat? So you been doing this long? No.
You're my first.
Put the money on the table.
That's nice.
Dude! -ls that an expensive blouse? -lf you want it to be.
Here's your girlfriend's button.
The One with Rachel's Crush Do you still have your old blouses and dresses from high school? Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere.
Why? Maternity clothes are so expensive.
Rach, I made a pile of your stuff.
If you could just throw your purses at it.
Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.
Are you out of a job? No, but they stuck me in Personal Shopping, which is a huge step down.
What is that? Where you walk around with rich people and tell them what to buy? That sounds great! We switched apartments.
You can't eat our food.
That gravy train has ended.
There's gravy? If you have the big apartment, you have to deal with people coming over.
That fridge has to be stocked.
That's your apartment now.
-What are you doing? -I think I left a doughnut up here.
How was Kathy's play? Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good-looking guy.
It's like somebody wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it.
That's a good idea for a business.
I'm totally screwed.
They're gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night then they'll go to their cast parties, and he's gonna try to undermine me.
He'll be like, "Where's your boyfriend? What's his name? Chester?" She'll go, "It's Chandler.
" He'll go, "Whatever!" That is a good trick.
All right, look.
What am I going to do? They're actors.
They're there to do a job.
It doesn't mean they're gonna get together.
Just because it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.
Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.
Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.
They're not a couple.
I get the game now.
All these people were in movies together.
It's much different with plays.
You were in acting class together, and she slept with you.
Acting class is a lot more like a movie than a play.
When they were doing it on stage, was it really hot? Oh, yeah.
So you're fine.
The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage then all the sexual tension between them is gone.
As long as it's hot on stage, you got nothing to worry about.
When the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble.
Really? You guys have been to every play I've been in.
Have I ever had chemistry on stage? -No.
-No! Are you gonna go see the play with me tonight? I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between them.
-I know, but -No, I'm there.
-Want some pancakes? -You made pancakes? Grab a plate.
No, no.
Stay right there.
Getting closer.
Don't worry we also have cereals, muffins, waffles and jams, jellies and marmalades, which I'm sure are the same thing.
Please eat, because Joey opened everything.
We're watching the game here Saturday night, if people wanna come over.
I was thinking about having people over.
Yeah? Who's playing? The players.
Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
Please.
It's a relief, is what it is, is what it is.
Pheebs, stick out your plate.
Monica, I'm quitting.
I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong, and she didn't even buy it.
I'm quitting.
I'm talking to my boss right now.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Okay, bye.
Call me when you get this message.
Mr.
Waltham? I really need to talk to you.
In a moment, please.
I'm in the middle of a task.
And you have a customer.
Hi.
Hi, I'm Joshua.
I'm Rachel Greene.
What could I do for you, Joshua? I need a whole new wardrobe.
My wife Well, my ex-wife I'm so sorry.
Anyway, she burned all of my clothes.
I got away with this suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Well, at least that's a great suit.
It wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt.
I need everything down to underwear.
If you're willing, I'm all yours.
Okay.
You needed to speak to me? No, no, that wasn't me.
We should get started.
Let me show you my underwear.
The selection of underwear that we carry.
I'm sorry.
-It's this way.
-This way? Sorry.
I'm right.
Right? There was no chemistry between them.
Before, they had heat.
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