12. 466611 - The One With the Embryos (第4季)【完整台词】

I can't believe you guys think you're moving in here.

Well, believe it, baby! -Well, I'm not moving.

-What? No.

It was a stupid bet.

We were just playing a game.

You can't ignore the bet.

It's a bet! Bet on a bet and if you lose, you lose the bet.

We have to move.

We would have made them get rid of the birds.

I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better this is all your fault.

What? Chanandler Bong! We steal that TV Guide every week! I knew it! I don't care.

I'm not going anywhere.

Cool! Girl roommate.

Well? Nope, not knocked up yet.

It's only been a couple hours.

Meanwhile, I'll do whatever I can to help this.

I'm just going to, you know, lie in your chair, okay? Good.

I'm going to let gravity do its job.

I won't get in the way.

It'll be just like that time I tried to count all the bumps on your ceiling.

You know, Pheebs, if you sit there long enough, you'll be sitting in our apartment.

I can't believe this.

Oh, Rach, FYl: Your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas.

Can you give me a hand? Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girl's apartment! That is a boy's apartment! It's dirty and it smells! This is pretty! It's so pretty! And look, it's purple! I tell you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving.

And now I have got the steady hand.

Okay, okay.

-I'll take care of it.

-That's right.

You do what the hand says! -How'd it go? -I lost our mattresses.

Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas We were just at the drugstore so we got you a little present.

That's where all my blood was.

It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test.

Don't mix those up.

You could really ruin that lollipop.

You feel like taking a test? There's only one question.

All right.

I will.

Remember that it's still really early.

If it says I'm not pregnant, that doesn't mean I won't get pregnant.

Just so I don't go completely nuts try not to put all your hopes on this.

Great.

You are mean boys who are just being mean! Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes.

That is not true! She forced me! You got the question wrong.

It was a stupid, unfair question! Don't blame the questions! Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us.

-Stop calling it your apartment! -lt is! You're going to have a baby.

They're going to have a baby! My sister's going to have my baby! Okay, but this can't be good for the baby.

I can't find garbage bags.

I think I saw some in here.

What is it? I don't know.

But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.

I can't believe we're living here! What is it? Did you see the size of the closets? I can't believe we live here!