12. 466611 - The One With the Embryos (第4季)【完整台词】

-Correct.

-Ladies? -Same category.

"According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?" Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance! That is correct.

The lrish jig guy? His legs flail about as if independent from his body! Gentlemen, your pick.

"It's all Relative.

" "Monica and I had a grandmother who died.

You both went to her funeral.

Name that grandmother.

" -Nana? -She has a real name.

Althea! -What? -I took a shot! With Althea? -Althea is correct.

-Nice shooting! "Literature.

" "Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment.

What name appears on the address label?" Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing! I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong.

" I knew that! Rachel, use your head! Actually, it's Ms.

Chanandler Bong.

Hello, teeny embryos.

I'm Phoebe Buffay.

Hi! I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.

We're doing this for Frank and Alice who you know.

You've been there.

They want you so much.

So when you guys get in there, really grab on.

And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you're ready to have them take you home.

Next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry.

That's what's supposed to happen.

Ready? Good luck! The score is nine to eight in favor of the guys.

Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs.

Pick a category.

"It's all Relative"! -You don't have to shout everything.

-I'm sorry! "What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque?" Viva Las Gaygas! Unfortunately, that is correct.

All right.

We have a tie.

Luckily, I've prepared for such an event.

The lightning round! Thirty seconds.

All the questions you can answer.

You guys are dead! I am so good at lightning rounds! I majored in lightning rounds, all right? We'll destroy you.

Want to bet? I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far.

How about we play for more money? Say 150? One hundred and fifty dollars.

Say 200? Two hundred dollars! You're doing it again.

Excuse me.

-I don't want to lose $200.

-We won't.

Three hundred? I'm spicing it up! So play for some pepper! Stop spending my money.

I got it! If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.

That's interesting! -No way! That rooster's family.

-The duck too! The duck doesn't make noise! He gets the other one all riled up! -We are not -All right, hold on! If you win we give up the bird.

But if we win we get your apartment.

-Deal! -What? That's crazy.

There's no way we are betting the apartment.

All right, I'm in.

Because either he goes, or I'm buying a coyote.

Betting the apartment? I don't know about this.

I have not missed one question the whole game.

I own this game! -Look at my hand.

-You have the answers written there? No.

Steady as a rock.

Now, are you with me? All right, let's do it! All right.

Gentlemen, you're up first.

You have 30 seconds.

The lightning round begins Stop it! "Monica's nickname when she was a hockey goalie?" -Big Fat Goalie.

-Correct! "Rachel claims it's her favorite movie.

" Dangerous Liaisons.

-"Her actual favorite is?" -Weekend at Bernie's.

"In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?" No! Her ear! "Monica categorizes her towels.

How many categories are there?" -Everyday use.

-Fancy.

-Guest.

-Fancy guest.

-Two seconds.

-Eleven? Unbelievable! Eleven is correct! All right.

That's four for the guys.

Ladies, you're up! Thirty seconds on the clock.

Five correct questions wins the game.

The lightning round begins now.

"Joey's favorite food?" -Sandwiches! -Correct.

"Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" -14? -No, 19.

Thanks, man.

"Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

-His name was?" -Maurice! -"His profession was?" -Space cowboy! "What is Chandler Bing's job?" It has something to do with numbers! -And processing! -He carries a briefcase.

Ten seconds.

You need this or you lose.

Something to do with transponding.

He's a transponster! That's not even a word! I can get this! I can get this! -I call Monica's room.

-You can't just call Monica's room.

Sure I can.

Standard shotgun rules.

I'm in sight of the room and I called it.

Damn! I feel like I'm coming down with something.

Guess the color of my tonsils.

I bet the apartment! I would never bet this place.

It's too nice.

Are they in there? Yeah, I'm implanted.

-How do you feel? -Well, freaked.

It turns out the odds are really sucky.

And this is Frank and Alice's only shot.

They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket.

But I bet it works.

Really? How much? I'm going to take a pregnancy test now.

Wow! You can tell this soon? The doctor says it takes a few days.

But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine.