What the hell is that?! What the hell is that? Is that you? -You're really not a morning person.
-Just back off! Get up! Get up! Get up! What is that noise? You! It's the chick.
She's going through some changes.
What kind of changes? The vet seems to think she's becoming a rooster.
We're getting a second opinion.
The One With the Embryos Why are you shopping at 8 in the morning? I've been up since 6 thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
You should get rid of those animals.
They shouldn't be in an apartment.
Especially not with these knives and cookbooks around.
I'm going to the doctor and see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.
How will they know? They'll just see if my endometrial layer is thick.
I can check that for you.
Okay, think "thick.
" Good luck! Wish me luck.
Good luck.
-I'm still right.
-That is so not true.
What? I know it's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants.
I can check that for you.
You two think you know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Well, we do.
You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers.
What's that about? And you! Ross, if you check Rachel's bag you'll find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
You're good.
These are not.
I'm so not impressed.
Everybody snacks when they shop.
Ross, how many items left in that bag? Five.
Okay, 10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag.
-How many guesses? -Six.
Challenge extended.
-Deal! -Challenge accepted.
All right, we'll start with apples.
We'll be starting with apples.
Stop that now.
Yes.
Okay.
Tortilla chips.
-Yogurt.
-Diet soda.
-Orange juice.
-There's no orange juice! We win! They have another guess.
Well, we won that one.
Okay.
The last thing is Not for another two weeks.
I got it.
Scotch tape.
How did you know she would buy Scotch tape? We used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Oh, man! All right! Ten bucks.
Fork it over.
Cough it up.
Pay the piper.
Give me it! You don't know us better.
I want a rematch.
And no stupid grocery questions.
Real, personal questions.
And the winner gets $100.
-Serious? -Are you scared? No.
Who makes up the questions? Ross will do it.
Sure, Ross will do it.
It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own.
-Fine.
We'll ask Phoebe.
-No, I want to play.
Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
Okay, so what's now? Go get the eggs.
Put them in there.
It'll take a little while to prepare the embryos.
-Embryos? As in more than one? -Five, actually.
Where am I giving birth in a hospital or a big box under the stairs? Doing five gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
That's it? 25%? That means that it's, like, I was thinking, what are the odds if you stuff 200 of them in there? Sweetie, now she's a woman, not a gumball machine.
Don't worry.
I'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
The thing is, we kind of only have one shot.
It costs $16,000 each time you do this.
Sixteen thousand dollars?! Well, it's 20 in California.
We're kind of using all the money we have to do it this one time.
Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.
Maybe there's something I can do to make sure I get pregnant.
No, I'm sorry.
Wow, you guys really don't know anything.
Why don't you get drunk? It worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.
-So how's the test coming? -Hey, you're touching the game board.
Sorry.
You freak.
Do you realize that any minute now Phoebe could be pregnant? I know, I know.
It's such a huge, life-altering thing.
The test is ready.
Okay.
Each team will answer 10 questions.
The first team to answer the most questions wins.
The categories are "Fears and Pet Peeves" "Ancient History" "Literature" and "It's all Relative.
" Now the coin toss, to see who goes first.
Okay.
Somebody call it this time.
Tails! It's heads.
Gentlemen, pick your category.
"Fears and Pet Peeves.
" "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?" -Animals dressed as humans.
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