11. 466610 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus (第4季)【完整台词】

Look, you have to help me.

I mean.

I know what to do with a woman.

It's always nice.

I need to know what makes it go from nice to: "My God! Somebody's killing her in there!" I'll show you something a lot of guys don't know.

All right.

Now.

You don't have to draw an actual Whoa, she's hot! Everyone knows the erogenous zones.

You got one, two, three four five, six and seven.

There are seven? Let me see that.

Oh, yeah.

That's one? Kind of an important one.

I was looking at it upside down.

Well, you know, sometimes that helps.

Most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp.

That's bad? At Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn.

You might if it were like seven.

All right, the important thing is to take your time.

You want to hit them all mix them up.

Keep them on their toes.

Oh, toes! For some people.

All right.

You could start out with a little one.

A two.

A one, two, three.

A three.

A five.

A four.

A three, two.

Two.

A two, four, six.

Two, four, six.

Four.

Two.

Two.

Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! And there you are.

Yeah, that'll work.

Dr.

Geller? There's a seat here.

Thank you, Dr.

Phillips.

But I'm having my lunch at this table.

Here in the middle.

I'm having my lunch right here with my good friend, Joey.

If he'll sit with me.

I will sit with you, Dr.

Geller.

You know we work in a museum of natural history.

And yet, there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch.

Now, I want you to know it took a tour guide to show this scientist the error of his ways.

You might even say he took me on a tour of myself.

Yeah, that was me.

I look around, and you know what I see? I see division.

Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers.

I ask myself, "My God, why?" Now, I say we shed these coats that separate us.

And we get to know the people underneath.

I'm Ross! I'm divorced and I have a kid! I'm Joey! I'm an actor! I don't know squat about dinosaurs! I'm Ted, and I just moved here, and New York really scares me.

-There you go! -Hang in there, Teddy! I'm Andrew.

And I didn't pay for this pear.

Okay.

Good for you.

I'm Rhonda! And these aren't real! Wow, Rhonda.

-I'm Scott.

-Yeah, okay, Scott! I flip the light switch on and off or my family will die.

My mom's gonna be here any minute.

I can't.

I can't give him up.

Yes, no.

I can.

I don't want to.

But I can.

No.

I can't watch this.

It's like Sophie's Choice.

You know, I never saw that.

Oh, it was only okay.

I can't do this.

My mom was right.

If I can't give him up there's no way I can give up a baby.

Frank and Alice are going to be so crushed.

What else can I give them? A kidney! We were in the neighborhood.

We want to let you know that there's still no pressure.

If there was something you wanted to say, we'll be right there.

Who's this little guy? He's so cute! He reminds me of my old dog, Tumor.

You are so precious, I could take you home.

Why don't you? -Are you serious? -Yeah.

Thanks.

-What are you doing? -I'm okay with this.

You know why? Because look at them.

Look how happy they are.

And I made that, so you know.

It'll be a million times harder to give up a baby, but oh, my God! It'll feel a million times better, right? I'll do this.

I want to carry your baby.

Thank you so much! You don't know what this means to us.

I think I'm going to cry! It's going to be so great.

-What's going on? -I gave them the puppy.

It made them so happy, I decided to carry their baby.

-Phoebe -No, I know.

We're different, though.

This is a different situation.