1. 466601 - The One With the Jellyfish (第4季)【完整台词】

I'm it.

Now I'm done.

It's not like we're losing anything.

I guess you're right.

It's not like we know each other or have anything in common.

I don't know.

It's not like we don't have anything in common.

I mean, I like pizza.

I like pizza! Wait, I like the Beatles.

Oh, my God! So do l.

Puppies.

Cute or ugly? So cute! You see? But I'm still mad at you.

I know.

I'm mad at me too.

Do you want to get something to eat? I'm kind of hungry.

Hey! Me too! Uncanny.

It looks like rain and I don't have my umbrella.

Me neither.

I really hate that.

Stop it.

Now you're just doing it to freak me out.

I missed you.

I missed you too.

I was so nervous about that letter.

But the way you owned up to everything it just showed me how much you've grown.

I suppose.

You have, Ross.

You should give yourself credit.

My mom never thought this would work out.

She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater.

" I just wish we hadn't lost those four months.

But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.

We were on a break! -Coffeehouse? -You bet.

It took two people to break up this relationship.

You and that girl, which yesterday you took full responsibility for.

I didn't know what I took responsibility for.

I didn't finish the letter.

I fell asleep.

You fell asleep? It was 5:30 in the morning.

And you had rambled on for 18 pages.

Front and back! By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means "you are.

" Y-O-U-R means "your.

" I can't believe I thought of getting back with you! We are so over.

Fine by me! Those spelling tips will be handy Saturday nights at home playing Scrabble with Monica.

Sorry! All that sleep you'll miss wishing you were with me! Don't worry about me falling asleep.

I still have your letter! Just so you know, it's not that common.

It doesn't happen to every guy.

And it is a big deal! I knew it! Gin.

We were playing gin? If we were a couple, we could play naked.

-Would you stop? -Okay.

All right.

All right.

I think you're great.

I think you're sweet and smart and I love you.

But you'll always be the guy who peed on me.