1. 466601 - The One With the Jellyfish (第4季)【完整台词】

Forget it.

It doesn't hurt that bad! You can use my hole for privacy.

I'm ready to get the hell out of here.

Are you? That's so great! Not for Bonnie.

But for you, yea! -How was the beach? -Nothing.

I don't know.

-What happened? -Nothing.

-I'm going to shower.

-Me too.

Me too.

I'll put this in the car.

I have to go pack! -And it really does? -lt does.

It really and truly does.

It so does not! She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong.

She goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her.

We were on a break! If you say that one more time, I'll break up with you.

This breakup was not all my fault.

She says here "lf you accept full responsibility I can begin to trust you again.

Does that seem like something you can do? Does it?" You have what you want.

You're back with her.

If you bring this up now, you'll wreck it.

Yeah, I know.

You're right.

I'll let it go.

But you know how hard it is to forget this? Sure, it's hard but you don't have to talk about it.

A lot happened on that trip that we should never, ever talk about.

What happened on that beach? It's between us and the sea, Ross.

Hi, Ursula.

I know that we haven't talked in a long time.

Our mom is not our birth mom.

This other lady is our birth mom.

Right, the one that lives in Montauk.

You know her? No.

I read about her in Mom's suicide note.

There was a suicide note? Do you still have it? Hang on.

I can't believe you didn't tell me there was a suicide note.

Yeah, so how have you been doing? Shut up! "Goodbye, Phoebe and Ursula.

I'll miss you.

P.

S.

Your mom lives in Montauk.

" You just wrote this! It's pretty much the gist.

Except for the poem.

You read the poem, right? All right.

Hang on.

Pass the cheese, please.

You can't even look at me, can you? It's Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe! I'm too depressed to talk.

I'll give you $1000 to talk to us.

What about making that beach trip an annual thing? What happened out there? What? We took a walk.

Nothing happened.

I came back with nothing all over me.

What happened? Joey? All right.

We swore we'd never tell.

They'll never understand.

We have to get it out.

It's eating me alive! -Monica got stung by a jellyfish.

-All right! I got stung.

Stung bad.

I couldn't stand.

I couldn't walk.

We were two miles from the house.

We were scared and alone.

We didn't think we could make it.

I was in too much pain.

And I was tired from digging.

Then Joey remembered something.

I'd seen it on Discovery Channel.

Wait, I saw that.

On the Discovery Channel.

About jellyfish and how if you You peed on yourself? You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I would pass out.

I tried, but I couldn't bend that way.

That's right.

I stepped up.

She's my friend and she needed help.

If I had to, I'd pee on any of you.

Only I couldn't.

I got the stage fright.

I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure.

So I turned to Chandler.

Joey kept screaming at me, "Do it now.

Do it.

Do it now!" Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.

Because I do it through my wall to freak you out.

Maybe there's somebody you guys could talk to.

Oh, who? It's not like they have a group for people like us.

Yeah, no, there's this guy Owen, he's the best.

Might have his card.

And fuchsia and mauve Those are the 66 colors of my bedroom I invite all of you to count the colors in your bedroom.

Except for you.

You go away.

I'll go in a second.

I just want to tell you there wasn't a day I didn't regret giving you up.

Okay, bye.

I'm not done.

The reason I never looked you up was because I was afraid you'd react just like the way you're reacting now.

Can't we just start from here? Please? No.

Sorry.

One last thing.

You came looking for family.

I'm family.