8. 465258 - The One With the Giant Poking Device (第3季)【完整台词】

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because.

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it's not gonna be easy.

I think you should go back with Gary.

I don't want to be the guy that breaks up a family.

You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.

Whenever I'd see him, I'd always think.

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"You're the reason.

You are why they're not together.

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And it didn't matter how nice he was or how happy he made my dad.

It's the right thing to do.

You're right.

Oh, God.

But before I can say goodbye.

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there's something I really need you to know.

The way I feel about you.

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it's like I finally understand.

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what Lionel Ritchie's been singing about.

You know? I mean, what we have.

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it's like movie love.

You're my soul mate.

I can't believe we're not gonna spend the rest of our lives together.

Then don't leave me.

What? Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me! No, you were right! I gotta give my marriage another chance.

No, you don't! I say you have to give your divorce another chance! I'm sorry.

Don't go.

No, I gotta go.

Honey.

Honey.

-People are looking.

-I don't care.

I don't care! Yeah, okay.

I'm leaving now.

You can't leave! I have your shoe! Goodbye, Chandler Bing.

Rachel has those in burgundy.

Remember, something this big and long will be very difficult to maneuver.

Fortunately, I have experience in that area.

Can we please focus here? A naked man's life hangs in the balance.

I'm telling you, he's dead.

What we're about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick! All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke.

Steady.

Steady.

Okay, a little higher.

Careful of the angle.

Okay, okay.

We're approaching the window.

Thread the needle.

Thread the needle.

He's alive! He's alive! And yet we're still poking him.

Okay, retract the device! Retract the device! He does not look happy.

Now he's showing us his poking device.

Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! I'll hold you close in my arms I can 't resist your charms And love Love I'll be a fool for you I'm sure You know I don 't mind Oh, you know I don 't mind Yes You mean the world to me Oh, I know I know I've found I've found In you My endless love My endless love