8. 465258 - The One With the Giant Poking Device (第3季)【完整台词】

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we poke him.

You know how we save all those chopsticks.

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for no reason when we get Chinese food? Well, now we got a reason.

What? We're fashioning a very long poking device.

All right.

Hey, what's the matter? I talked to Janice.

Oh, my God.

Is she going back to him? She doesn't know.

Says she loves us both.

I woke up this morning, I was in love.

I was happy! It serves me right for buying that 1 2-pack of condoms.

And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt! What are you gonna do? I don't know.

You know? What would you do? It doesn't matter what I'd do.

Come on.

Come on.

Tell me.

All right.

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you probably won't want to hear this.

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but if it was me, and this is just me.

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I'd bow out.

What? What are you talking about? They have a kid together.

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you know? They're, like, a family.

And if, I don't know.

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if there's a chance they can make that work.

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I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way.

You okay? You wanna come poke a nude guy? Well, he's finally asleep.

About that bump on his head.

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Are you sure it's a new bump? No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.

It's okay if he bumps his head.

Kids bump their heads all the time.

It was your first time babysitting.

You did your best.

I did! I know.

You just have to watch them all the time.

I did! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing! Monica did it? Did you notice anything weird about Ben today? No, why? I was just playing with him, and we were doing the "Alphabet Song" .

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which he's good at.

But he left out "E" and "F.

" It's like they just, I don't know, fell out of his head.

Really? Oh, and also, he's walking.

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kind of funny.

It's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg.

Yeah, he's in there, just.

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Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby! I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.

You jerk! -You know how much I love that kid! -Monica bang! Monica bang! I'll get the hat.

I have something to tell you.

And I want you to let me get through it.

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