8. 465258 - The One With the Giant Poking Device (第3季)【完整台词】

Thank you.

Wait, hello! What about me? You.

You want to watch Ben? That would be great! I just asked Monica.

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because I know how empty her life is.

I got a science question.

If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens.

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is that why they're extinct? Joey, Homo sapiens are people.

Hey, I'm not judging.

Look, Benny! Spoon! Spoon! Come on.

All right, you know what? I think he's bored.

Here.

You wanna play the airplane game? You wanna show Rachel? Come here.

You wanna do something fun? Okay.

You're so brave.

You're so brave! Yes, you are.

-You're so brave.

-You're okay.

He's fine.

Let's just put him down.

Come here, babe.

Yes, you're such a good boy.

How could you do that to him?! Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say? Nothing, because we're not telling him.

-We're not? -No.

All right, I like that.

So we're okay.

We're okay, aren't we? No, we're not okay.

There's a bump.

What bump? Oh, my God! Well, push it in! Push it in! I cannot push it in! Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.

That's it.

I got it! The second Ross walks in.

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take him to your bedroom and do whatever you do.

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that makes him go "rheeeee! " Or.

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we could put a hat on his head.

A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat? I'll get Rainy Day Bear! Because he'll know what to do? Oh, my God.

You're a genius! It's kind of sewn on.

Give it.

Give it.

It's just like a bloodbath in here today! Hey, hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

Do you think these pearls are nice? I'd prefer a mountain bike.

Janice's birthday's coming.

I wanna get her something special.

-Come in here with me.

-Wait! You wanna get her something special? Get her flowers.

Get her candy.

Get her gum.

Girls love gum.

That's a good idea.

"Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday.

" I'd like to get her something serious.

You want something serious.

You know what you should do? You should get her one of those.

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barium enemas.

Those are dead serious.

Look, I'm gonna go in here.

And you don't buy me anything, ever! You can't! You can't.

You can't buy her pearls.

You just can't, you can't, you can't! Why not? Oh, God.

Here's the thing.

This is the thing.

Okay, the thing is-- What is the thing? I went down to the Mattress King's showroom.

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and I saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.

What? They were in his office.

She wouldn't do that.

She's with me.