7. 465257 - The One With the Race Car Bed (第3季)【完整台词】

It's just-- -Ross? What's with the neck? I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor.

You still going to him? He couldn't get into med school in lxtapa! Thank you.

That's what I keep saying.

Excuse me, Dr.

Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.

Wait a minute.

His name is Dr.

Bobby? -That's his last name.

-And his first name.

He's Bobby Bobby? It's Robert Bobby.

And excuse me.

He helps me.

-Please.

Ask her how? -What do you need help for? My alignment.

One leg's shorter than the other.

-Oh, my God.

-Argue with that.

My right leg is two inches shorter! Come on, you' re just tilting! -Her legs are fine.

-I know that.

-So why do you let her go to him? -"Let her"? She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either.

Wait a minute.

You don't have renter's insurance? How you gonna run after a thief, with one leg shorter than the other? -Would you like some juice? -I'd love some juice.

This is going so well! Did you see us? Did you see? Yeah, honey.

I was standing right there.

Why don't you tell him about my mole? Excellent! There will come a time in each of your careers.

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when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor.

I had such an opportunity in the recent present.

And I' m ashamed to say.

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that I took it.

I advised a fellow actor to play a role.

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homosexually.

We both auditioned for the part.

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and as it turned out.

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they.

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They liked the stupid "gay" thing and cast him.

And now.

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he's got a two-year contract.

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opposite Susan Lucci.

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the first lady of daytime television.

And me? Me, I' m stuck here teaching a bunch of people.

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most of whom are too ugly to even be on Tv.

I' m sorry.

I' m sorry.

Thank you.

-May I help you? -Yes, hi.

I' m the lady who got stuck with the racecar bed.

Look, it's like I told you.

There's nothing I can do.

You signed for it.

"Monica Felula Geller.

" All right, we wanna see the King.

Nobody sees the King.