7. 465257 - The One With the Race Car Bed (第3季)【完整台词】

take a pair of tweezers.

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and just start pulling.

Or let's say I want to convey.

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that I've just done something evil.

That would be your basic I've-got-a- fish-hook-in-my-eyebrow-and-l-like-it.

Let's say I've just gotten bad news.

Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 1 3.

And that's how it's done.

Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody.

Class dismissed.

Hey, Mr.

Trib.

Guess what? I got an audition! One of my students got an audition.

I' m so proud! I was wondering if you'd coach me for it.

You bet! What's the part? Oh, it's great! It's a role on All My Children.

Nick the boxer.

You couldn't leave it alone.

Four percent, okay? I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food.

Tonight was about the two of you getting along.

Would you just see my chiropractor already? I' m gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a mini-mall.

Hey, Pheebs.

What are you doing? I' m freaking out! Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn't have! I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you.

Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room? I am so dead! Look, here's the bottom line.

This is fixable if we act fast, okay? I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow, and you can make nice.

Honey, I have tried to make nice.

It doesn't work.

Look, I realize my father is difficult.

But that's why you have got to be the bigger man here.

Sweetie, I could be the bigger man.

I could be the biggest man.

I could be a huge, giant man, and it still wouldn't make a difference.

Except I could pick your father up and say, "Like me! Like me, tiny doctor! " Can't you just try it one more time? For me? For me? One brunch is not gonna solve anything.

Face it.

We' re never gonna get along.

Well, you are just going to have to.

I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room.

I don't want to have a separate room for you too! I'll get the bagels.

What's this? Isn't it cool? This is not the bed I ordered.

I know! You must have won a contest or something.

Why is this car in my bedroom? I' m sorry.

I wasn't looking.

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and the store won't take it back, because you signed for it.

-When did I sign for it? -When I was you.

It's all Joey's fault, because he left his nose open! Did you make brownies today? Knock, knock! Quick! Take off your dress.

He won't notice the bed.

I' m going for sushi.

Does anybody want--? Somebody missed the off-ramp! It's Monica's bed.

What? It's a racecar! This has always been Monica's bed.

You just noticed? How self-involved are you? If this bed isn't new, then how come there's plastic on the mattress? Sometimes I have bad dreams.

Look.

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I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas.

It's not gonna be me.

Not me.

That was good.

That was-- Tweezers? -That was really good.

-Thanks.

Any suggestions? You told him to play the boxer gay? I might have said.

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"super-gay.

" You totally screwed him over.

You' re this guy's teacher.

How could you do this? Because the guy's so good.

And I really, really want this part.

Well, if you really, really want it, then it's okay.

-Hi, Daddy.

-Baby.

Dr.

Greene, how are you? Thanks for dinner last night.

Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.

Nice hair.

What did you do, swim here? That's it.

I can't take it anymore.

What? He likes your hair and just wants to know how you got here.

-It's hopeless.

I' m just gonna go.

-What? -I' m sorry.