6. 465256 - The One With the Flashback (第3季)【完整台词】

So if the landlord ever asks.

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I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her vCR.

You thirsty? You bet I am! Okay.

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here's your penis! Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? You said, "You wanna come in for some lemonade?" So? Were you just gonna give me lemonade? Cover yourself up! Oh, right.

Sorry.

God, I don't believe this! Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? Usually, yeah.

Well, not just lemonade.

Iced tea, sometimes juice.

Look, sorry.

I just-- I thought you liked me.

I'm such a jerk.

It's okay.

I suppose it could happen to anyone.

Not anyone I know, but.

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By the way, I can still see it.

Where's your bed? It's not in the apartment? I can't believe this is happening again.

-What? -Okay, enough with the third degree! I don't live here anymore.

-What are you talking about? -I'm sorry.

I don't live here anymore.

I didn't know how to tell you.

But, you know, everybody else knows.

Everybody knows? That was supposed to be a good thing.

I forget why.

Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month.

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because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? You could've just turned the cushion over.

I would have, but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side.

What? This is what I'm talking about.

I need to live in a land where people can spill! Well, you can spill.

In the sink.

Oh, honey.

It's not your fault, you know.

This is who you are.

And I love you.

And I want us to be friends.

And if I stay here, I don't see that happening.

-I love you too.

-Good.

What? What? I'm just sad.

No, you're not.

You're wondering which cushion it is.

So what are you watching? Baywatch.

What's it about? Lifeguards.

Well, it sounds kind of stup-- Who's she? Nicole Eggert.

We like her.

Wow! Look at them run! They do that a lot.

Hey, you want a beer? -I'll get one.

-Don't get up.

I got a cooler here.

Do you have any beers? We're out of beers.

Help yourself.

You okay? Phoebe moved out.

Right.

I don't understand.

Am I so hard to live with? ls this why I don't have a boyfriend? You don't have a boyfriend because.

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I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend.

You should have a boyfriend.

I think so.

Come here.

Come here.

Listen, you are one of my favorite people.

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and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life.

Where is everybody? It's already closed.

Chris gave me the keys to lock up.

What is wrong? I think my marriage.

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is kind of over.

Oh, no! Why? Because Carol's a lesbian.

And I'm not one.

And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation.

Oh, my God! I don't believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.