4. 465254 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel (第3季)【完整台词】

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but I' m gonna have to go back to Estelle.

Don't get me wrong.

You' re a better agent than she is.

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but at least with her, I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out.

Yeah, no, I understand.

You do? Thanks.

Okay.

Sorry.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Did you make all that stuff up to get out of being my agent? Oh, he caught me.

I am so busted! That's what I suspected! And then I just, you know.

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threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store.

My God, Chandler, we said be "aloof," not "a doof.

" I've actually ruined this, haven't l? Is it time for the good ice cream now? Yeah, it is.

You know what? Everything's gonna be okay.

Can you hold on for a second? What do I do? I don't know.

This is unprecedented.

If we did what you did, a man would never call.

I got it! Pretend you just woke up.

That'll throw her off! -Be sleepy! -Yes! And grumpy! What are you--? Stop naming dwarfs! I' m so glad that you called.

I know I've been acting really weird lately.

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and it's just because I' m crazy about you.

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and I just got stupid and scared.

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and stupid a couple more times.

And I' m sorry.

Really? Really? He's so lucky.

If Janice were a guy.

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she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.

I love you too.

It's so unfair! G.

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Joe? G.

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Joe?! I don't know what to tell you guys.

That's the doll he chose.

What'd you do, dip it in sugar? Look, G.

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Joe's in, Barbie's out.

And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad.

What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie.

Big deal.

You used to dress up like a woman.

What? The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes? What are you talking about? The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag? Okay.

You are totally making this up.

How can you not remember? You made us call you "Bea"? Oh, God.

I've literally never been this happy.

Wasn't there a little song? Oh, please, God, let there be a song.

There was no song.

There was no song.

I am Bea -I drink tea-- -That's enough.

Won't you.

Won't you.

Won't you.

Won't you dance around with me? I am Bea I drink tea Won't you dance around with--? Ross?