4. 465254 - The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel (第3季)【完整台词】

Joe! Drop the Barbie.

Drop the Barbie.

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Joe? You really think he'll fall for that? G.

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Joe? Cool! Can I play? Look, Ben! It's a toy that protects U.

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oil interests overseas! Go, Joe! -There you are! -No, it's not.

Sorry.

But, Phoebe, wait, wait.

Phoebe! Oh, Joey! Oh, okay! See, I didn't recognize you.

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in those pants.

That Tv movie I went in for, did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

Yes, they called! You didn't get it! Okay? I mean, you didn't get it.

I' m sorry.

I' m sorry.

That's okay.

These things happen.

But they shouldn't happen.

You know what? You' re in a terrible, terrible business.

I don't want to be the person who makes you look like that.

I' m okay.

See? Now you' re sad and creepy.

I' m sorry.

I quit.

No, no, you can't quit! You' re the best agent I ever had.

Rejection is part of being an actor.

You can't take it personal.

They said they'd never met an ltalian actor with a worse ltalian accent.

They actually said that? Oh, God, there's that face again.

See? I can't do this job! This is why you have to do this job! Agents always lie.

Estelle just says stuff like, "They went another way.

" But this? I can use this.

I can work on a new accent.

Yeah, okay.

If it helps you, okay.

Yeah.

You'll never get me, Joe! No, thank you.

What are you doing here? Just a bit of shopping.

How have you been? Are you being British? Not anymore.

Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood.

Were you here waiting for me? I' m just.

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picking up some things for a party.

Barley? What kind of party serves barley? I' m sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.

Where is this party? Here in Chelsea.

Whose party is it? A woman's.

What woman? Chelsea.

Either you' re seeing somebody behind my back.

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which would make you the world's biggest jerk.

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or you' re pretending to see somebody.

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which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here! So which of these two guys do you want to be? Can I be that guy? Okay, we got some more good rejections.

Lots of stuff to work on.

Okay.

Shoot.

Okay.

Oh, the zoo commercial.

I didn't get it? They said that you "weren't believable as a human being.

" So you can work on that.

Great.

What else? The off-Broadway-play people said that you were "pretty but dumb.

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I' m sorry.

That's "pretty dumb.

" Look, it's okay, no, no, no.

Really.

Look.

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I really appreciate this.

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