Welcome, everybody! Welcome to Amazing Discoveries! It's on again! Guys, could we please not watch this? This ever happen to you? You go to get a glass of milk but these cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open! Boy, you said it, Mike.
-There's gotta be a better way.
-There is, Kevin! -Can we please turn this off? -No way, Kevin! What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees you'll never have to open up milk cartons again? Meet the Milkmaster 2000! -Intrigued? -You' re flinging, flanging right I am! This is the first time he's used this.
You'll see how easy this is to do.
-This works in any milk carton.
-Wow, it is easy! Now I can have milk every day.
The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel .
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cz) It's official.
There are no good movies.
So let's go to a bad one, and make out.
Perhaps you'd like me to turn so you can bunny-bump against my back? -Hey, man.
What's up? -Maybe you can tell me.
My agent wants to know why I didn't show up at my audition today.
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my first good one in weeks.
How could you not give me the message? I'll tell you, I do enjoy guilt.
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but it wasn't me.
Yes, it was.
It was him! Okay, it was me! -How was it you? -Well, it was all so crazy, you know? Chandler was in the closet, counting to 1 0.
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and I hadn't found a place to hide yet.
I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand.
See? All of it.
Yep, that's my audition.
See? Now, this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Yep.
And that's why we don't invite you to play.
What is the great tragedy here? Get yourself another appointment.
Estelle tried.
The casting director told her I missed my chance.
Well, that is unfair! I'll call her.
I'll tell her it was my fault.
You can't.
The casting director doesn't talk to friends.
-She only talks to agents.
-What a sad little life she must lead.
-What are you doing? -No, I know, I know.
Hi, this is Caitlin from Phoebe Buffay's office.
Is Anne there for Phoebe? She'll know what it's about.
Hang up.
Hang up right-- Annie? Hi.
Listen, we've got a problem with Joey Tribbiani.
Apparently, he missed his audition.
Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle? I don't know what to do with her.
So your husband leaves and burns down the apartment.
The world doesn't stop.
Is anybody else scared? If Joey loses this audition, then that is it for Estelle.
I don't care! Annie, you are a doll.
What time can you see him? I need a pen.
Pen! Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad! Oh, now you want a pad.
Where's my boy? Here's my boy! And here's his Barbie! What's my boy doing with a Barbie? He picked it out at the store.
He loves it.
He carries it everywhere, like a security blanket.
But with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Yeah, it's cute.
Why does he have it again? So he's got a doll.
So what? Unless you' re afraid he's gonna grow up to be.
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in show business.
This wouldn't have to do with the fact.
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that he's being raised by two women? You know what? It's fine.
If you' re okay with the Barbie thing, so am l.
Give Daddy the Barbie.
Give me the Barbie.
Don't you wanna play with a monster truck? No? Okay.
How about a Dino-Soldier? You are so pathetic.
Why can't your son just play with his doll? I gotta go to work.
Has anybody seen my left boob? I loved that movie.
Here it is.
What are you doing? I' m sorry.
It just felt nice.
Answer the phone.
I only got one arm.
You should do stuff for me.
Get me a sweater.
Just do it! It's Janice.
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