24. 465273 - The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion (第3季)【完整台词】

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but I won't have aged at all.

So you tell your great, great granddaughter.

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to look me up.

Because, Adrianne.

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baby.

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I'm gonna want to meet her.

So long, vic! It's been two days.

Yeah, I know.

Good thing it's one of those Phoebe, 800 is toll free.

It has to be 800 because all those big companies have 800 numbers.

Every.

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Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.

Sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I will pay you back.

And yet she's still not hanging up the phone.

-Hang up! -Hang up the phone! Fine! Fine! Well, I think I broke it.

But that's all right.

Here's the number where you can call.

Wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby? We could call it Chuck.

Or Dick.

Listen, I need a favor.

I was in the shower, and as I was.

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cleansing myself, I felt something.

Was it like a sneeze, only better? No.

I mean, like, a thing on my body.

Well, what was it? Well, I don't know.

It's kind of in a place that's not.

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It's not visually accessible to me.

And I was hoping maybe you guys.

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could help me out.

Come on, you guys! It's no big deal! Well, what is it? ls it a mole? No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

Is it--? What, a pimple? No, it's.

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fancier than a pimple.

-Ross, just go see a doc-- -Guys, what's--? Well, it's definite.

Two more weeks of winter.

Yeah, right.

The One With Ross' Thing GELULA & CO.

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And this is the coffeehouse.

This is where I play my music.

-Good deal.

-These are my friends.

People? This is vince.

vince, the people.

vince is a fireman.

Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building? Ninety-eight hot saves.

Highest on the force.

If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 1 00.

Fire safety is not a joke, son.

You're right.

I know.

Look, I gotta go.

I'm on call tonight.

See you Saturday.

He's cute, Pheebs.

But you just started dating that teacher.

Oh, Jason? We're seeing each other tonight.

Well, Pheebs? Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.

I know, I know.

I'm, like, playing the field.

I'm juggling two guys.