24. 465273 - The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion (第3季)【完整台词】

Funny to you.

Mr.

Funny! -Sorry, Tommy.

-What's in the cup? What is in the cup? Okay, it's coffee.

Iced coffee? Tell me it's iced coffee.

-It's hot-- -Hot coffee! You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh? What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo? What's your favorite thing about summertime? Going to the beach when it stays light real late.

What's your favorite thing about summer? I don't know.

Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.

That's a good one.

Sorry! Sorry I'm late! My duck and my chick had a fight.

It was ugly.

We held the curtain for you.

Let's go! vic! Where have you been, baby? Where's Kate? She got a job in L.

A.

I've been waiting up all night for you.

Where have you been? Where have you been, vic? Go to the window.

I wanna run down to the truck and show you something.

What do you got down there, vic? What do you got under that tarp? When is she leaving? Tonight.

What are you doing? I'm coming up! Hey, you mind if I use the phone? Use ours across the hall because she.

.

.

.

.

.

has problems.

Thanks.

Sorry, Tommy.

I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.

Yeah, but you didn't.

No, but.

.

.

.

.

.

it's hot.

Would you stop it? It's getting really old.

I can't believe no one believes me.

I do.

I believe you.

You do? Yeah.

But I also believed her when she said I was next.

Hey there, little fella.

Mr.

Fuzzy Man, how you doing? Gross! Idiot! Stupid, little, fuzzy, yellow creature! "Oh, look at me! I'm so cute! I'm a little chick who's disgusting! " You're so stupid! How are you not yet extinct? What are you quacking about? Dumb Donald Dodo! Step away from the duck.

Sorry, little Mr.

Chickadee.

Sorry you went doody in my hand! I guess we're not going out anymore.

Man! Joey, I'm so glad I caught you.

I couldn't find you before.

What's all this about L.

A.

? They still want me for General Hospital.

But.

.

.

.

.

.

what about us? Last night was wonderful.

But I can't stay here just for you.

So stay for the museums.

-I'm sorry.

-Joey, on-stage! At least stay till the end of the play.

I'll go to the airport with you.

I want to say goodbye.

Where are you, vic? Flight's in an hour.

I gotta go.

vic? vic? -vic! -In a minute! So this is it, victor? Yeah.

I guess it is.

Listen.

.

.

.

.

.

I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me.

One thing you gotta know is that I will never forget you.

But you got things you have to do now.

And so do l.

And so.

.

.

.

.

.

I'm gonna get on this spaceship.

.

.

.

.

.

and I'm gonna go to Blaargon-7 in search of alternative fuels.

But when I return .

.

.

you'll be long gone.

.

.

.