24. 465273 - The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion (第3季)【完整台词】

Oh, classy.

I sure know how to pick them.

You know I gave up a part on a soap for this? I gave up a job too.

-Really? What? -Declawing cats.

Hey, tell you what, let me walk you home.

We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of The Times and The Post.

-Why The Post? -You didn't see The Post? -No.

You? -No.

Why? You really think these newspapers are just jealous of me? Absolutely.

You're talented and you're good-looking.

You're sweet and cute.

I know.

That's why they trashed me.

-Wait.

Wait a minute.

-What? I don't get you.

I mean, first you hate me.

Then you sleep with me.

Then you want nothing to do with me.

Now you want me again? You never went out with an actress before? Kate, do you even like me? -Of course I do.

-So how come you blew me off? -How come you were with him? -I don't know.

I just do this.

I always have to pick, like, the smartest guy.

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or the most talented guy.

Why can't I just pick someone like you? Thanks.

You know what I mean.

I mean, like, the sweetest guy.

You're just so.

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You're so.

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: : :so: : : : Here we go.

Let's get your feet up there.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.

Please stay on the line.

Your call is very important to us.

You've been up for 24 hours.

Go to sleep.

This isn't healthy.

No, no, I'm fine.

And you know why? Because of all the riboflavin.

Didn't you have that on last night? I stayed at Kate's but nothing happened.

Hey, where were you? I'm so, so sorry.

I am definitely gonna see your play.

I swear, your play is very important to us.

Thank you for your patience.

Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.

How'd it go with Kate? It was great! I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected.

Then she passed out.

But then she woke up.

And we stayed up all night talking.

And now we're crazy about each other! You had "the night" ! When two people realize their feelings for each other.

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and they talk for hours and learn all about the other person.

You think? -Did you learn about her family? -Two brothers.

One died! Yes! This is from the woman at the bar.

Sorry.

She thought you were somebody else.

-What time is it? -One.

Watch doesn't work.

Tommy's supposed to be here soon.

We're going to lunch.

Look, I wasn't gonna say anything to you, but.

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All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.

You don't? The guy is mean.

I mean, really mean.

I think you should stay away from him.

Or maybe I should stay away from all men.

It's not just because I'm jealous.

I mean, I'm not.

I'm not jealous.

Look, the guy actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.

Yeah, and at the end of the play.

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he got up, and he just started, like, banging his hands together.

You don't want to believe me, that's fine.

We're kidding.

No one believe me.

I'm Mr.