24. 465273 - The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion (第3季)【完整台词】

No, I don't think so.

-Could we take a look at your ticket? -Sure.

Yeah.

Yeah, see, this says, "D-1 3" .

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Oh, well, I thought that-- You thought? Well, that didn't really work out for you.

Idiot! What are you, a moron? It says, "D-1 3" ! Okay? You're surrounded by even numbers! Does that give you a clue? -The usher told me-- -The usher must be right! With all his training! Get out! Here! -Hey, man, you want the aisle? -No, I'm good.

-There he is! -There's our star! You were great! So? What'd you think? Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw.

-I wasn't in that.

-I know.

I want you to meet everybody.

Everybody, this is Kate.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Sweetheart! Come! So that's the girl you like.

I tell you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy.

He viciously screamed at total strangers.

I think he's bad news.

Wait a minute.

You don't like the guy Rachel's dating? Well, that's odd.

Oh, hey, Lauren.

You guys, this is Kate's understudy, Lauren.

Hey, gosh, you look so familiar.

I ran into you in the hallway in your building.

It was right after I slept with Joey.

He dumped me the next day.

So how'd you guys meet? The short version is, I pursued her for a couple of months.

Then I gave her a check for $20,000 and she was mine.

In the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.

Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous! You guys, this is my agent, Estelle.

How do you do? Oh, you two girls were outstanding! Do they have representation? They weren't in the play.

We're not actors.

What a shame! With her face and her chest, I could really put something together.

Could I borrow it? Hi.

Remember me? Hi.

Yeah.

Tommy's in line for the bathroom.

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and someone just cut.

I think he's gonna snap.

I'm gonna go.

Go? Why? I don't know.

Could be because I don't feel like.

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waiting all night for a guy who may or may not scream.

He definitely will scream.

Goodbye.

Here we go, people! "Boxing Day.

The Lucille Lortel Theatre.

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Joey Tribbiani gives an uneven performance.

But Mr.

Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production.

" Yes! "Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable.

" Here it is! "The direction.

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by Marshall Townend is.

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" Thank you, boys and girls.

You've ruined my life.

Please stuff your talentless faces.

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with my mother's crab cakes! Excuse me! Does anyone mind if I save this? -Is the play over? -Where were you? Thank you for your patience.

You're the next caller.

You were "the next caller" hours ago.

You must be going crazy.

I've kept myself busy.

Okay, yeah, I put your stuff in her room and her stuff in your room.

You okay? Fabulous.

Drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors.

-You know what to do? -Become a drama critic.

I am hurt! A plague.

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on both your houses! By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.