24. 465273 - The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion (第3季)【完整台词】

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this is way out of my league.

He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't stop it.

Is there something you can do? Let me see.

Let me see.

Do you think you could get him to eat a bat? Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace.

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called Sample? And as you' re driving into the town, there's a sign and it says: "You' re in Sample.

" -How did it go with Pete? -Tell us.

You' re not gonna believe this.

So I go-- I' m sorry.

Excuse us.

-It's a little crowded.

Do you mind? -Could you skooch? Move over just a little bit.

Keep on skooching.

So, guys, listen.

I go over there and, you know, I' m-- Why? What is wrong with me? -What's the matter? -Tim.

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I have a feeling.

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my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist.

How do you know? -He's got access.

-I know.

It's a feeling you get.

Like when you' re in somebody else's bowling shoes? That's the one.

-So you went to Pete's.

-What happened? Why is this happening to me? Maybe it's my wound.

Forget it.

It's not healed yet? It's oozing! Would you pass the cream? There's the cream.

Thank you very much.

Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me.

-What is it? -I've been sleeping with your wife.

You' re the gynecologist? I' m trying to have a private conversation.

Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? Just give me the thing, all right? Enough! And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! Nada! No more! You are a bastard for doing that! Stay away from me! Come back! So what were you gonna tell us? I have no idea.

The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion GELULA & CO.

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What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? Or should I say, "Mrs.

Monica Becker"? Oh, keep your name.

Don't take his name.

He didn't ask me to marry him.

Then definitely don't take his name! He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate.

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Fighting Competition thingy.

-Pete? -Why? What is it? I don't know exactly.

It's sort of like wrestling.

But without the costumes.

And it's not fake.

It's totally brutal.

It's two guys in the ring and the rules are, "There are no rules" ! You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff? Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking.

-What's fish-hooking? -What's fish-hook-- Thanks.

That would have been hard to describe.

What is that taste? My hands are totally clean.

I just gave the duck a bath.

Thanks for the warm welcome.

It's good to have you guys on my team.

I come to play.

I hope you do too.

Let's go out there and get them! And remember: There is no "I" in "team.

" Yes, but there's two in "martini.

" So, everybody, back to my office.

You! Chuckles.

What's your name? It's Bing, sir.

I' m sorry.

I was just.

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No, no.

I heard what you said.

Funny.

I like funny.

This team's about hard work, but it's also about having fun.

Good to have you aboard, Bing! That's right.

Ryder.

Winona Ryder for six.

Thank you.

Yeah.

We have the reservations.

All right, buddy! Way to go! Dude, what are you doing? Thank you.

My boss keeps slapping my butt, and acting like it's no big deal.

What'd you do about it? I didn't do anything.