23. 465274 - The One With Ross's Thing (第3季)【完整台词】

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Jeet Kune Do and Brazilian streetfighting.

I even had my own octagon training ring designed.

And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.

I want you there, in the front row, when I win.

I want you close enough to smell the blood.

What do you think? My parents will be so happy.

Crazy underwear Creeping up my butt Crazy underwear Always in a rut Crazy underwear What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing.

You'll get through this.

You'll be fine.

Okay, thank you.

And as always, no one talk to me after the show.

I was passing by and saw you were playing.

This is cool, seeing you up there.

What's going on here? Who's this guy? I don't know! He just started kissing me.

Get him, vince! What? I've been dating both of you.

And it's been really horrible, because it's been.

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a lot of fun for me.

But I like you both.

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and I didn't know how to choose.

So I'm sorry.

I'm terrible.

I'm a terrible person.

Relax.

It's okay.

I mean.

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We never said this was exclusive.

Neither did we.

So give yourself a break.

Really? We haven't been going out that long.

Come on, we haven't even slept together yet.

You haven't? You have? Well, this is none of my business.

I can't believe this! You slept with him? Well, I made you a candlelight dinner in the park.

I'm gonna make this real easy for you.

That could've been really awkward.

You made him a candlelight dinner in the park? Yeah, but I can do that for you.

I'm gonna do that for you.

I can't believe I went out with somebody.

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who'd have an open flame in the middle of a wooded area! Everything's gonna be all right.

Okay, Dick? Hello.

I am Guru Saj.

He's a duck, right? Because otherwise.

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this is way out of my league.

He's got a really bad cough, and our vet can't stop it.

Is there something you can do? Let me see.

Let me see.

Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?