23. 465274 - The One With Ross's Thing (第3季)【完整台词】

just so I know, is it good news or bad news? It's good news.

It's definitely good news.

Hold on a second, I have another call.

How's it going? It's still me.

I've got picture-in-picture here.

I'm gonna have to call you back later.

Monica? You.

I'm gonna have to call you back.

So I'll see you soon.

-Okay.

I love you.

-I love you.

We love you too! Well, it's good news.

It's good news.

-What do you think the good news is? -Look at this! He wrote a check for $50,000 to "Hugo Lindgren's Ring Design.

" Sorry.

What do you think the good news is? Oh, my! Monica's gonna marry a millionaire! You gotta get Mom on the phone! Call Mom! Call Mom! And that's Pete's mom.

You have to make it a theme wedding.

And the theme could be: "Look How Much Money We've Got! " I mean, you could put money in the invitations.

You could have, like, little-money place settings.

And you could start with a money salad.

I mean, it'll be dry, but people will like it.

Would you stop? We've only gone out a couple of weeks.

We don't know if he'll propose.

But this is Pete.

He's not like other people.

On your first date, you went to Rome.

For most guys, that's like a third or fourth date kind of thing.

Well, if that's what it is, then it's crazy.

Monica's right.

We're talking about marriage here.

She can't just rush into this.

What do you know? You married a lesbian! I gotta go.

I have to break up with vince.

So you're going with the teacher? I like vince a lot, you know? But Jason is so sensitive.

In the long run, I think sensitive is better than having.

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a really, really, really nice body.

Jason.

Definitely Jason.

-Wish me luck! -Good luck! Oh, my God! Sorry.

I was imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet.

Excuse me.

Is vince here? Oh, sure.

I didn't know you guys actually used those.

So what's up? This isn't gonna be easy.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Good deal.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

It's just that I thought we had something pretty special here.

I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to.

There's so much in me I haven't shared with you yet.

My God! I didn't know you were so-- I'm sorry.

I can't talk.

I'm gonna go write in my journal.

Wait! Wait! Wait! If you wanna take care of that thing, go see my herbal guy.

Thanks.

But I wanna remove it, not make it savory.

When girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body.

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they tell their friends about it.

Give me that.

Okay, don't be mad at me, but I couldn't resist.

Bride's Magazines? I know you said you'd say no if he asked you.

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but how great would you look walking down the aisle.

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in this Donna Karan? You so would! You should get that anyway.

Well, for clubbing.

It is so weird.

I know what I said.

But this morning.

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I was lying in bed, imagining what it'd be like to say yes.

I know it's a little sudden, and it's rushed.

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