Wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a baby? We could call it Chuck.
Or Dick.
Listen, I need a favor.
I was in the shower, and as I was.
.
.
.
.
.
cleansing myself, I felt something.
Was it like a sneeze, only better? No.
I mean, like, a thing on my body.
Well, what was it? Well, I don't know.
It's kind of in a place that's not.
.
.
.
It's not visually accessible to me.
And I was hoping maybe you guys.
.
.
.
.
.
could help me out.
Come on, you guys! It's no big deal! Well, what is it? ls it a mole? No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.
Is it--? What, a pimple? No, it's.
.
.
.
.
.
fancier than a pimple.
-Ross, just go see a doc-- -Guys, what's--? Well, it's definite.
Two more weeks of winter.
Yeah, right.
The One With Ross' Thing .
:staz:.
(staz@post.
cz) And this is the coffeehouse.
This is where I play my music.
-Good deal.
-These are my friends.
People? This is vince.
vince, the people.
vince is a fireman.
Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building? Ninety-eight hot saves.
Highest on the force.
If Joey and I play with matches, we could get you up to an even 1 00.
Fire safety is not a joke, son.
You're right.
I know.
Look, I gotta go.
I'm on call tonight.
See you Saturday.
He's cute, Pheebs.
But you just started dating that teacher.
Oh, Jason? We're seeing each other tonight.
Well, Pheebs? Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
I know, I know.
I'm, like, playing the field.
I'm juggling two guys.
I'm sowing my wild oats.
You know, this kind of, like, oat-sowing, field-playing juggler.
So do they know about each other? Does a dog's lips move when he reads? Okay, no, they don't know.
Hey, guys.
-Well? -How'd it go at the doctor's? He said there's definitely nothing to worry about.
It's benign.
-What is it? -He couldn't even tell me.
He said it was just some sort of "skin abnormality.
" The worse thing is, he said, being unable to identify it.
.
.
.
.
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he was reluctant to remove it.
You should go to my guy.
Because when I went in there with my third nipple.
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.
.
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he just lopped it right off.
So I guess I'm lucky.
I mean, not as lucky as people who are born with two nipples.
At least they knew what yours was.
You know? Yours had a name.
Maybe they'll name yours after you.
You know? They'd call it "The Ross.
" And then people would be, like, "Oh, he's got a Ross.
" Yeah, that'd be cool.
Pete's breaking up with me.
What? I just checked my messages.
He said that when he gets back, "We need to talk.
" -And? -Well, that's it.
People never say, "We need to talk," unless it's something bad.
That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you.
Really? Maybe he just cheated on you.
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