21. 465271 - The One With a Chick and a Duck (第3季)【完整台词】

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Now make it even, because we don't.

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I don't want it to be too much.

I want it to be subtle.

You don't wear enough of this.

Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this? Close your eye.

You're gonna like this better.

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-Close, close.

-Blow it.

Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated.

Sophisticated like a hooker? -Guess what I'm doing tonight.

-What? I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete.

Monica, I am so excited for you! I have to tell you something.

What? I can't tell you.

Wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? Well, sure, in a perfect world.

But no.

I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my Gods.

Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? Does it have to do with Joey? Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? No, but let's come back to that later.

There you go! Good enough for your party? Sure.

Sure.

I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing.

All right, I gotta go, So good luck at the party.

Could you just stay and help me get dressed? Sure.

Great.

Okay, just turn around.

What? I don't want you to see me naked.

I've seen you naked a million times.

I ate hot fudge off you naked.

I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton.

Yeah, but that was different.

We were going out then.

Now it's weird.

Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want.

What? All I have to do is close my eyes.

See? Ross, stop that! Come on! Don't think of me like that anymore.

Sorry.

Nothing you can do about it.

It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend.

Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! I'm sorry.

It will never happen-- Wait a minute! Wait, wait.

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Now there are 1 00 of you, and I'm the king! Would you grow up? It's no big deal.

All right.

Fine.

See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now.

Oh, my God.

All right, look, look.

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Easy.

Easy.

You have to go to the hospital, okay? I do.

I really do.

I'll get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab.

You're not gonna come with me? Of course I am.

I just have to make a call.

Thank you.

What's wrong? I'm sorry.

I just can't go to the hospital looking like this.

Does it involve travel? Does it involve clogs? Clogs or claws? Clogs.

Claws? So it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey.

What about Pete? What is it? -What about Pete? -I don't know! I feel like I'm talking to Lassie.

-Phoebe, would you just tell me? -I can't! -I gotta go.

-But you're so close! Something to do with Pete's company? Go! You'll never get it! I know.

See, yes.

That's Yasmine Bleeth.

She's a completely different kind of chick.

I love you both.

But in very different ways.

What are you doing? You were gonna take her back.

I did.

But the store wouldn't take her back.

Then I took her to the shelter.

You know what I found out? If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! I won't let that happen to little Jasmine.

Good, good, because I was kind of having second thoughts too.

And it's not just chicks.

It's all kinds of other animals.

That's horrible.

You did the right thing.

Thanks.

I'm glad you see it that way.

Funny story! I don't believe this! Look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! I could live in this thing! I'd be cold, but I'm always cold! Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! So you like it? It is so perfect! Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Did you just smell my hair? No! No way! What? -Oh, God.

-What? You still have feelings for me.

I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all.

I love you.

Is that so bad? No, it's not bad.

It's not bad at all.

It's really nice.

The only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I'm okay with that.