21. 465271 - The One With a Chick and a Duck (第3季)【完整台词】

We had a big laugh.

I got tired of waiting.

That's great.

I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you.

-Now I can work for you! -I guess you can.

Oh, my God! This is incredible! You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit! All right! Could you give me a little push? Good luck! I'm quitting! I'm okay! I'm all right! That's exciting.

You went to Japan, made up a woman.

What? I'm just saying, this "woman," I mean, she's fictitious, no? -Why would you say that? -You're still into Monica.

You said there's somebody else so she'd work with you.

If you spend time together, maybe something might happen.

You're good.

You're good.

No, I'm fairly intuitive.

And psychic.

It's a substantial gift.

Can you promise me that you won't tell her? Absolutely.

I promise.

Tell her what? Thanks a lot.

No, I'm serious.

I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.

Okay, but this is the last time.

With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick Chicken.

How's she doing? She? Don't you think it's a she? I don't know.

I can't tell.

Whatever it was went back in too quickly.

I gotta change.

I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.

Excuse me? What? I stayed home while you were at rehearsal.

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so somebody could be here with our chick.

Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00.

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trying to get her back to sleep? You don't think I get up when you get up? Oh, here it comes.

Yes! Here it comes! I'm stuck here all day! And then you come in and spend two seconds with us.

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and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? Well, I don't think so, mister! I need to relax, okay? I was working all day.

And you don't think taking care of our chick is work? That's not what I said.

I just meant-- I know what you meant! Did you notice that ever since we got this chick.

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we've been fighting a lot more than we used to? I don't know, maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.

I'll take her back tomorrow.

We'll get our $3 back? I have that Tv thing in two hours, and I need your help.

What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? The brown one brings out your eyes.

But your butt looks great in the blue one.

Really? That aspirin dance really works.

-Is that still.

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? -I'm fine.

-No, you're not! -Yes, I am.

Look, I'm fine.

Watch.

Look at that.

You've got to go to a doctor, okay? I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house.

There's people there that I have to meet.

I'm sure you'll make a great impression.

"Hi, I'm Rachel.

It's nice to meet you.

" Come on, you probably have a broken rib.

I'll go to the hospital tomorrow.

It'll still be broken then.

But you know, I could use a hand getting ready.

Either help me, or go.

Fine.

I'll go.

But before you go, could you help me first? Sure.

I'll help you.

Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a vCR? You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand.

Would you please help me with this too? Let's use this brush.

-This stuff? -Careful.

Light.

Just sweep it across the lid.

Just sweep it.

Sorry! That's just poking me in the eye.

I'm sorry.

Close.

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-Just sweep it.

-I'm sweeping.

Sweep, sweep.

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