2. 465252 - The One Where No One's Ready (第3季)【完整台词】

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is the person who's not even gonna go.

Look, Rach, I' m sorry, okay? Look, I was a jerk, okay? I' m sorry I yelled.

I want you there.

I need you there.

What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there? You could drink the fat.

Welcome to an adult conversation.

No, no, no.

Now wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

-That actually sounds interesting.

-What? I think you should drink the fat.

Okay, if that's what it takes to show you how much you mean to me.

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and how much I want you there, that's what I'll do.

Let me get you another glass.

That's been sitting out.

I think this will be fine.

Okay, vanilla milkshake.

Just a vanilla milkshake.

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with chicken bits floating in it.

Cheers.

No, don't! Okay, okay, I'll go.

I'll go.

You will? You were really gonna do that.

Well, yeah.

You were gonna drink the fat.

Let's see what else he'll do! How about you get changed? Give him his underwear.

I'll get a cab.

I want everyone downstairs in two minutes.

Monica! Stop it.

Stop it! Ross went to get a cab, so we-- What are you doing? No, Monica, no! Hi, this is Richard.

You have three new messages.

Not anymore.

Message erased.

To record your message, begin speaking at the tone.

Hi, Richard.

It's Monica.

Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight.

Maybe I' m getting my period or something.

I don't know.

Anyway, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message.

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that freaked me out.

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and Michelle will tell you the rest.

I' m sorry, okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing.

Your outgoing message has now been changed.

Outgoing? Did that say outgoing? Not outgoing! Hi, Richard, it's Monica.

Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight.

Maybe I'm getting my period or something.

I don't know.

-How did you do that? -I don't know! Goodbye.

Okay, I've got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go! Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message? They could change his number.

I think after this, he'll be doing that himself.

Rachel! You.

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You look.

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And I still have about five seconds to spare.

That was about 7 seconds.

So we' re a little late.

Come on.

Oh, and by the way.

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What? I' m going commando too.

Dr.

Geller? -Sherman Whitfield, London lnstitute.

-What a pleasure.

I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils.

Yes.

It confirmed everything I'd written.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Yes? You' re kind of sitting in my seat.

What do you mean, your seat? -I mean, I was sitting there.

-But you got up.