2. 465252 - The One Where No One's Ready (第3季)【完整台词】

It was Michelle.

It was definitely Michelle.

Try Monica's green dress.

If it doesn't fit, wear my gray silk one.

-Unless I wear it.

-You don't know what you' re wearing? I' m just trying to look nice for your big night.

Yeah, which we have to leave for in 1 2 minutes.

Come on, I'll just pick something out for you.

You'll notice that I' m fully dressed.

I, in turn, have noticed that you are not.

So in the words of A.

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Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole.

" Okay.

-What are you doing? -You said to give you the chair.

You didn't say anything about cushions.

They' re the essence of the chair! That's right! I' m taking the essence.

Oh, he'll be back.

Oh, there's nobody in the room.

-I' m sorry, I thought it looked pretty.

-That was a Halloween costume.

Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep.

I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.

Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days.

Rach, good! Listen, isn't this perfect for me? Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight.

Of course, not for tonight.

Hi.

I' m going to a benefit.

Not for tonight? What are you doing? No, I' m sorry.

We didn't mean it.

I love you.

Breathe.

We used them as pillows when we went camping.

What? The sheep.

Hey, what you do on your own time.

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Where's my underwear? -Come on, you took his underwear? -He took my essence! Okay, hold on.

Why can't you just wear the underwear you' re wearing now? Because I' m not wearing any underwear now.

Then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? It's a rented tux, okay? I' m not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.

Then somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions.

Okay.

You hide my clothes, I' m gonna do the exact opposite to you.

What, are you gonna show me my clothes? Hey, opposite.

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is opposite.

He's got nothing! Okay, I' m ready.

Rachel didn't have anything I liked but this ribbon.

I thought, all right, I'll be political.

-What are you supporting? -Christmas.

Hey, that's okay with me.

Two down, and I have exactly 1 2 minutes-- What? My watch stopped.

My watch.

Okay, see.

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the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore.

What time is it? It's 7:33.

I have 7 minutes.

I have seven minutes! Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple? -Just pick one, okay? -Oh, okay, okay.

The black.

Do you have black with little strappies? Yeah.

But those go better with pants.

Maybe I should wear pants.

Yeah, pants! What an idea! Or better yet, go without pants.

I don't know what you' re doing, but just get in there.

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and pick out any shoes that fit your feet.

I don't care if they match.

I don't care if they make.

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your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat.

Just do it! Go in there, pick something out so we can go.

-All right.

-Thank you.

I've got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice.

It was.

It was her voice.

Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.

Hola.

Hello? Hello? -Okay.

That was her, right? -Definitely.

Yeah.

So there you go.