17. 465267 - The One Without the Ski Trip (第3季)【完整台词】

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and you're the innocent victim in this.

But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did.

Yeah, you're right.

Phoebe, hang on.

Ross wants to say something.

What? You slept with someone else? We were on a break! We were-- Where are you? I'll find you.

You slept with another woman? Oh, you're one to talk.

Okay, done! What's "pleh"? That's "help" spelled backwards.

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so that the helicopters can read it from the air.

What's "dufus" spelled backwards? Car! Car! Oh, it's Ross on one of his drives! What is he doing here? He is saving your butt.

Unless I'm stepping on some toes here.

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in which case I could just mosey on.

I have plenty of people to help on the interstate.

-Come on! -We need your help, please! Fine! Fine! Oh, no! Now it's not gonna make any sense.

You guys.

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what do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here.

Just send him back, then we'll go skiing? This is horrible.

It's just horrible.

Should we ask Ross to come along? But what about Rachel? How are we gonna even ask her? Ask me what? If it might be okay if Ross came skiing? No, I wasn't gonna ask that.

You guys are unbelievable.

No, he cannot come! -Excuse me? -It's horrible! Oh, please? Can't I come to your special, magical cabin? Why would you even want to come? You're a horrible skier.

Hitting me where it hurts! My ski skills! Here we go again.

I can't handle this, you guys.

I can handle it.

"Handle" is my middle name.

Actually, it's the middle part of my first name.

All right, Pheebs, your cab's ready.

Let's go.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry.

Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else? We were on a break! Why don't you just put that on your answering machine? It's valid, and I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Monica agrees with me.

What? I don't know.

You said it last night.

What I said was that I understood.

Joey is the one who agreed with you.

Really, Joey? What? You know what? There is no right or wrong here.

I think it's very obvious who's wrong here.

Obviously not to Joey.

What? -Joey and Monica feel the way I do! -You and this innocent puppy act! Hey, guess who I am? Look what you're doing to Chandler! Look.

We know that this is really, really hard for you guys.

You don't have to love each other.

You don't even have to like each other much right now.

But please, find a way to be around each other.

And not put us in the middle.

Otherwise, I mean, that's just it for us hanging out together.

Is that what you want? Can you be civil? I can.

Good, let's get back in the car.

It's freezing.

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and my chest is unsupported.

Wait a second! I mean, what are we doing? Who's going with who? Look, you guys should go.

You know, you planned this all out.

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and I don't wanna ruin it.

So just go.

You drove all the way up here.

I've got to take the car back anyway.

I'm spending all day tomorrow with Ben.

It's fine, okay? Just go.

No guilt, I promise.

Thank you.

We'll call you when we get back.

Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something.

Or the rodeo! That would be great.

I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.

I know.

Bye! Hi.

Sorry I'm late.

Were you sleeping? Oh, great.

I had to get you a new battery.

I got the best I could.

You don't want to skimp there.