17. 465267 - The One Without the Ski Trip (第3季)【完整台词】

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did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M.

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and half the hostages coming home? But now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

Where's Ben? He's sleeping.

Is this a bad time? Yeah, actually.

Susan's gonna be here any minute.

It's kind of an anniversary.

I thought you guys got married in January.

A different kind of anniversary.

So anyway-- Candles, champagne.

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Yeah, anniversaries are great.

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because love lasts forever, you know? There's nothing like it in this life.

Money in the bank.

So Rachel and I broke up.

God, Ross, I am so sorry! You know what? I wanna talk about this so much.

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but when we can really get into it.

-You free for dinner tomorrow? -I'd love that.

Me too.

I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.

Triple A can pick us up.

What town are we near? Freemont.

Westmont.

Westberg? Why are you answering? Do you know what route we're on? We are definitely on Route 27.

We are at a rest stop on Route 27-- There is no Route 27.

-Either 93 or 76.

-I don't know.

I always slept in the back when we drove here.

Can you just send someone up and down And also 93? No, they don't do that.

Somebody will come and save us.

Who? Have you seen a car in the last hour and a half? We should call Ross.

Maybe he can get a car to get us.

I am not getting in a car with Ross! We will just have to.

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Iive here! -But it's so cold.

-No! I won't get in a car with him.

Think of something else.

Joey and Chandler are back! So the "going for help" went well? Smokey Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed.

I have the lung capacity of a 2-year-old.

Then why are you smoking? It's very unsettling.

Right? I mean, it's pretty unbelievable.

They just took off, without even looking back.

I don't need them.

I've got you guys now as friends.

You and Susan.

Susan will be so pleased.

Seven-one-seven? Where's 71 7? You have more of these for Susan, right? No, but that's okay.

I'll just put out pickles or something.

-Ross, thank God! -Pheebs? Why are you whispering? I ate a bug.

Hey, Rach! The tampons here are only a penny.

Let's stock up.

We're out of gas and don't know where we are so we can't get a tow truck.

Now you want a favor? Yes, please.

I'm sorry your car broke down, Pheebs.

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but I'm too busy with some of my real friends right now.

But please call to let me know you got home safely.

Phoebe, hang on a second.

Take my car.

Get your friends.

No, I won't pick them up.

We both know you'll do it, because you're not a jerk.

So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them.

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or save time and sulk in the car.

-Rachel doesn't-- I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark.

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